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  1. 01-24-2012, 07:39 AM #1
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    Howard doesnt understand the concept of microwaveable brown rice...

    What a fuckin idiot. "Youre gonna use water from here to steam it?"
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  2. 01-24-2012, 07:40 AM #2
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    Quote Originally Posted by GaryPuppet View Post
    What a fuckin idiot. "Youre gonna use water from here to steam it?"
    yet the bag is closed.

    i never had microwave rice in a sealed bag.
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  3. 01-24-2012, 07:48 AM #3
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    who cares MW rice sucks.
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  4. 01-24-2012, 10:34 AM #4
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    Don't call him out on that, I've never bought microwave rice and I don't know what to do with it.

    If he didn't know what frozen pizza was it would be different.
    Howard is a Vomit.
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  5. 01-24-2012, 10:40 AM #5
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    The comment about opening a bottle of water for the rice then throwing out the rest unused, just reaffirmed what cheap son of a bitch Howard really is.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tinman View Post
    The comment about opening a bottle of water for the rice then throwing out the rest unused, just reaffirmed what cheap son of a bitch Howard really is.
    I know right? I heard him say that was thinking, You gotta be fucking kidding me!
    And poor Will volunteered to drink the rest so it wouldnt go to waste cuz he likes water, lol
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  7. 01-24-2012, 10:47 AM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by GaryPuppet View Post
    I know right? I heard him say that was thinking, You gotta be fucking kidding me!
    And poor Will volunteered to drink the rest so it wouldnt go to waste cuz he likes water, lol
    Gripping radio!!! lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by BrulesRules View Post
    Gripping radio!!! lol
    I know right?!?!?!?!?
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    Did they recycle the bottle???? I must know!! haha
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    Quote Originally Posted by BrulesRules View Post
    Gripping radio!!! lol
    Just what I was thinking.... while pathetic, still a little humorous that he's SO FAR REMOVED from "real life".....he didn't even know you could GET microwaveable rice... Wow.
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    im eating this as we speak...

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  12. 01-24-2012, 10:55 AM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by BrulesRules View Post
    Gripping radio!!! lol
    Bobo, you're on the air.Howard great show yesterday. I was dying from laughing when you were talking about microwaving your brown rice. The show has never been better.
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    Quote Originally Posted by GaryPuppet View Post
    I know right? I heard him say that was thinking, You gotta be fucking kidding me!
    And poor Will volunteered to drink the rest so it wouldnt go to waste cuz he likes water, lol
    This isn't the first time either, Howard had a meeting at his apartment and gave out half-pint water bottles to his guests.
    Howard was really upset that these people opened a bottle and didn't drink the whole thing.
    The dude is so tight with his money, he squeaks when he walks.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Robert Higgins View Post
    Bobo, you're on the air.Howard great show yesterday. I was dying from laughing when you were talking about microwaving your brown rice. The show has never been better.
    Just got an email from Tim in Pittsburgh..."excellent show yesterday..it's always refreshing to hear from Joan Rivers and Richard Simmons. Loved when you guys were busting Ronnie's balls..never gets old and the whole microwavable brown rice thing...who knows that..great job King!"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tinman View Post
    The comment about opening a bottle of water for the rice then throwing out the rest unused, just reaffirmed what cheap son of a bitch Howard really is.
    NYC tap water is supposed to be some of the best around so why the hell does he need bottled water if he's going to boil it with rice, does Howie really think restaurants are making rice with bottled water?
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    It was almost like he was trying to rehash the old days of Grillo and the baked potato. Fuckin ponderous....
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    Quote Originally Posted by BethSucks View Post
    NYC tap water is supposed to be some of the best around so why the hell does he need bottled water if he's going to boil it with rice, does Howie really think restaurants are making rice with bottled water?
    and then... "What microwave are you going to use Will? The one in the Sirius kitchen? I dont want to share a microwave with Human Newman."

    Guess Howard isnt aware just how many people from thrid world countries man the kitchens of the restaurants in NYC who make his rice.
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  18. 01-24-2012, 11:03 AM #18
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    desperate radio filler.
    Howie IS Uncle Miltie visiting the Stern show in the 90's.
    Allegedly funny but not funny now.


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    "you mean there are hispanics cooking my food???? they haven't all had their tetnis booster shots or TB tests??? that's it, I'm sueing Nobu!!!"
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    just buy a rice cooker
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