My single life-For those who need a laugh

[Tha Kid]

Ive been in my condo for 3 and a half weeks now. Last night on what could be the coldest day of the year (I think it was 26 degrees with light snow and wind in NJ last night), my heat and hot water went out. I slept in a heavy sweatshirt and sweatpants. It was 51 degrees in my condo when I went to work this morning. I took a shower by standing outside the shower, turning the water on, dumping my head for a few seconds and than pulling out. Putting soap on and than doing it again. Imagine sticking your head in a bucket of ice water.

Plus I am also sick. I have pharyngitis which is the beginnings of the flu. Sore throat, bodyaches and earache.

So feel free to laugh now . I thought people would enjoy my misery.

[Satori Brah]

Ive been in my condo for 3 and a half weeks now. Last night on what could be the coldest day of the year (I think it was 26 degrees with light snow and wind in NJ last night), my heat and hot water went out. I slept in a heavy sweatshirt and sweatpants. It was 51 degrees in my condo when I went to work this morning. I took a shower by standing outside the shower, turning the water on, dumping my head for a few seconds and than pulling out. Putting soap on and than doing it again. Imagine sticking your head in a bucket of ice water.

Plus I am also sick. I have pharyngitis which is the beginnings of the flu. Sore throat, bodyaches and earache.

So feel free to laugh now . I thought people would enjoy my misery.

[DogStar69]

[Splash]

Who is this cracker?

[HAL]

John Cena wouldn't cry

[Avery]

Pay your bills, scumbag.

[banksy]

at least you're not schmoopy

[Satori Brah]

You could start a fire with those shorts

[Garys chompers]

That sucks faggit!

[Daveindiego]

[walleye]

Ahhh.,,,,the single life. I remember those days.

[Tha Kid]

chya'll mean, real mad mean

[Satori Brah]

What chyall fadin on?

[wetback]

i like the wigger speak, can you re type it in wigger slang?

[Engaged Chicken]

For this reason alone, you should join a gym.

[Super Mario]

more boring than funny.

[wicked smaaaht]

you can all be mean ..

nice

[Motoflou]

I'm so drunk I could bite a butt

[Tha Kid]

Ive been in my condo for 3 and a half weeks now. Last night on what could be the coldest day of the year (I think it was 26 degrees with light snow and wind in NJ last night), my heat and hot water went out. I slept in a heavy sweatshirt and sweatpants. It was 51 degrees in my condo when I went to work this morning. I took a shower by standing outside the shower, turning the water on, dumping my head for a few seconds and than pulling out. Putting soap on and than doing it again. Imagine sticking your head in a bucket of ice water.

Plus I am also sick. I have pharyngitis which is the beginnings of the flu. Sore throat, bodyaches and earache.

So feel free to laugh now . I thought people would enjoy my misery.

I done been in mah crib now fo bout a minute and, last night shit was brick here in dirty jersey. No heat or hot water fo a nigga, nigga slept in sean john track suit, chyeaa.. shits mad warm, woke up to get rich o die tryin and shit was brick as fuck mad worst than the other night, nigga had to wash stupid cold water yo, put the dome in real quick and shiver like whoa, i been coughin like a mofo fo a minute, niggas body hurt an shit

chyall go ahead an clown on me

[wetback]

I done been in mah crib now fo bout a minute and, last night shit was brick here in dirty jersey. No heat or hot water fo a nigga, nigga slept in sean john track suit, chyeaa.. shits mad warm, woke up to get rich o die tryin and shit was brick as fuck mad worst than the other night, nigga had to wash stupid cold water yo, put the dome in real quick and shiver like whoa, i been coughin like a mofo fo a minute, niggas body hurt an shit

chyall go ahead an clown on me