Animalgod's awesome breakfast thread with fascinating pics.

**AnimalGod** · 03-23-2013, 03:17 AM

I will now teach you how to prepare a world class breakfast.

First you need a bowl and a big spoon.

**AnimalGod** · 03-23-2013, 03:24 AM

Of course you have to have the PB Capn C

**Phil McKrakin** · 03-23-2013, 03:24 AM

FFS... Die already, you fat fucking cunt.

**Super Mario** · 03-23-2013, 03:39 AM

Love captain crunch love animal god. This thread will deliver he is a master poster

**MrWarmth** · 03-23-2013, 03:47 AM

He sure ain't a master stove cleaner that's for sure. YEEECCCHHH!

**AnimalGod** · 03-23-2013, 03:50 AM

Originally Posted by Super Mario

Love captain crunch love animal god. This thread will deliver he is a master poster

Thanks bro.

Now you add the cereal. Leave room for the bananas.

**RH Goatcabin** · 03-23-2013, 03:51 AM

Call the City Sanitation Dept. That's fucking gross

**AnimalGod** · 03-23-2013, 03:52 AM

Originally Posted by MrWarmth

He sure ain't a master stove cleaner that's for sure. YEEECCCHHH!

This ain't a cleaning thread gramps its a cooking thread.

Now you need a banana.

**Super Mario** · 03-23-2013, 03:53 AM

Chiquita is the only way to go good call

**AnimalGod** · 03-23-2013, 03:53 AM

Originally Posted by RH Goatcabin

Call the City Sanitation Dept. That's fucking gross

Peel said banana

**MrWarmth** · 03-23-2013, 03:54 AM

The bowl is chipped however the banana seems to be in good shape

**MrWarmth** · 03-23-2013, 03:55 AM

Originally Posted by Super Mario

Chiquita is the only way to go good call

As opposed to Dole Bananas? You wouldn't eat a Dole? I'm assuming you're EATING said bananas, and not "sticking" them somewheres.

**Rolling Pin** · 03-23-2013, 03:55 AM

2300 posts min

**Rolling Pin** · 03-23-2013, 03:56 AM

this is my last post in this thread.

**AnimalGod** · 03-23-2013, 03:56 AM

Originally Posted by MrWarmth

The bowl is chipped however the banana seems to be in good shape

Thanks for admiring my banana.

Dice the banana into slices and cover cereal.

**Phil McKrakin** · 03-23-2013, 03:57 AM

So fat...so funny...

**AnimalGod** · 03-23-2013, 03:58 AM

Next you need milk. None of that pussy ass watered down shit some red cap whole milk.

**AnimalGod** · 03-23-2013, 03:59 AM

Originally Posted by Howiewood

So fat...so funny...

That's right bitch "funny" something you will never be.

Add milk and Mix contents carefully in bowl.

**AnimalGod** · 03-23-2013, 04:00 AM

Enjoy

**MrWarmth** · 03-23-2013, 04:02 AM

Okay that's enough for me

Thread: Animalgod's awesome breakfast thread with fascinating pics.