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    Question Home Alone

    Till Monday, what do I do now?

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    Watch some fat chick porn.
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    Don't be a fucking retard
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    I think he's refreshing. The way he kicks you broads in the balls. You fat broads have polluted this site MORE than enough!

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    I need time to think.

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    Fly me in and fuck me like you were afraid to do to your partner

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    Quote Originally Posted by artiesoffspring View Post
    Watch some fat chick porn.
    Don't be a fucking retard

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    If you like college basketball, you could invite a couple of buddies over, fry up some wings, pop a few tops, and roll a few doobies.
    Ask me anything.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Howiewood View Post
    I need time to think.
    No, grow up dude.
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    Fly me in and fuck new like you were afraid to do to your partner
    Ain't gay, no offense.

    Although I do consider my wife my 'partner', so semi gay.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FunnyFarm2 View Post
    If you like college basketball, you could invite a couple of buddies over, fry up some wings, pop a few tops, and roll a few doobies.
    That's gay.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Howiewood View Post
    I need time to think.
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    Fly me in and fuck me like you were afraid to do to your partner
    Prime example...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Super Mario View Post
    That's gay.
    Ok Mario...I'll have to defer to your opinion on this.

    If anyone should know it would be you
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    Quote Originally Posted by FunnyFarm2 View Post
    If you like college basketball, you could invite a couple of buddies over, fry up some wings, pop a few tops, and roll a few doobies.
    I don't like Basketball at all, in fact I nearly detest it. They should just make all of the games 80-80 with only two minutes left, I would watch that.

    However your plan of smoking marijuana is already among my very few planned activities.

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    I was invited to this tomorrow.

    http://www.vinoandfriends.com/

    Not big on wine tho.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Westerberg View Post
    I was invited to this tomorrow.

    http://www.vinoandfriends.com/

    Not big on wine tho.
    Hell I'd go. Sometimes the things you think you won't be into, turn out to be great times.
    Ask me anything.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Westerberg View Post
    I was invited to this tomorrow.

    http://www.vinoandfriends.com/

    Not big on wine tho.
    women like getting typsy & horny on wine...so go dummy
    I hate being bipolar, its awesome.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Westerberg View Post
    Don't be a fucking retard
    Once in a while I like to watch plumper porn. If her face is nice of course.
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    Don't be a fucking retard
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    I think he's refreshing. The way he kicks you broads in the balls. You fat broads have polluted this site MORE than enough!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Westerberg View Post
    I don't like Basketball at all, in fact I nearly detest it. They should just make all of the games 80-80 with only two minutes left, I would watch that.

    However your plan of smoking marijuana is already among my very few planned activities.
    With a snow leopard.
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    Don't be a fucking retard
    Quote Originally Posted by MrWarmth View Post
    I think he's refreshing. The way he kicks you broads in the balls. You fat broads have polluted this site MORE than enough!

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    Quote Originally Posted by FunnyFarm2 View Post
    Hell I'd go. Sometimes the things you think you won't be into, turn out to be great times.
    Yep, good advice, srsly. I thought I'd hate seeing Barry Manilow, man I was wrong that motherfucker put on a show!
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    women like getting typsy & horny on wine...so go dummy
    My wife is not going with me. I'm home alone.

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    Quote Originally Posted by artiesoffspring View Post
    With a snow leopard.
    Oh.

    Seems lighthearted.

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