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    Quote Originally Posted by Schmoopy View Post
    There might not be any chemistry if and when we meet.
    Best thing to do with a woman is to listen and be laid back and positive.
    "In nonsense is strength."

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    Quote Originally Posted by FranciscoTheMan View Post
    Ain't love grand?
    He's fingering himself
    Quote Originally Posted by Dawg View Post

    Mlaw, as long as I live I will never understand how you passed the bar. You are dumber than a fucking rock. I bet you fucking cheated your way through school.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Splash View Post
    Lawsy posts like shes fat or something
    schmoop's a chubby chaser?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Charon View Post
    Oh, you're smooth. You found his weakness.
    That wasn't it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Just Peachy View Post
    And the heat will be off a certain couple I know.
    "In nonsense is strength."

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    Quote Originally Posted by FranciscoTheMan View Post
    Best thing to do with a woman is to listen and be laid back and positive.
    Quote Originally Posted by nazdrowie View Post
    less words, more tits and ass..
    Quote Originally Posted by Chriza View Post
    BECAUSE EVERYONE IS SAYING THE STEAK IS SHITTY OH MY FUCKING GOD POPEYE I'M GOING TO KILL YOU IN REAL LIFE I'm getting a headache

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    Quote Originally Posted by Schmoopy View Post
    You get drunk off 2 O'Douls.
    I do!

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    Quote Originally Posted by GHP View Post
    He's fingering himself
    He's wearing a negligee.
    "In nonsense is strength."

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    Quote Originally Posted by FranciscoTheMan View Post
    Best thing to do with a woman is to listen and be laid back and positive.
    You done baking my bread?
    Quote Originally Posted by Art
    The first thing were gonna do is acknowledge that Chaos is awesome.Fakes his own death in a spectacular fashion, pushes a guy out of an airplane WHILE HE'S FLYING IT, and now he's run off with a hooker that's half his age. That's some badass shit.

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    why is popeye so jealous? he need a dawg romance?

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    I hope Lawsy has a cock or Schmoopy is gonna be very disappointed.
    Quote Originally Posted by nazdrowie View Post
    less words, more tits and ass..
    Quote Originally Posted by Chriza View Post
    BECAUSE EVERYONE IS SAYING THE STEAK IS SHITTY OH MY FUCKING GOD POPEYE I'M GOING TO KILL YOU IN REAL LIFE I'm getting a headache

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    What does your shrink think about you having internet girlfriends instead of actually trying to meet "real" women, smoopy?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lawsy View Post
    Im going to have his baby.

    His sweet Hilton Head, Georgia bastard baby.
    I'll push you down a flight of stairs if you get pregnant.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FranciscoTheMan View Post
    He's wearing a negligee.
    And his dad's eye patch
    Quote Originally Posted by Dawg View Post

    Mlaw, as long as I live I will never understand how you passed the bar. You are dumber than a fucking rock. I bet you fucking cheated your way through school.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Schmoopy View Post
    That wasn't it.
    What was it then, sport?

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    Quote Originally Posted by wetback View Post
    why is popeye so jealous? he need a dawg romance?
    Give me some chon chon, you bitch.
    Quote Originally Posted by nazdrowie View Post
    less words, more tits and ass..
    Quote Originally Posted by Chriza View Post
    BECAUSE EVERYONE IS SAYING THE STEAK IS SHITTY OH MY FUCKING GOD POPEYE I'M GOING TO KILL YOU IN REAL LIFE I'm getting a headache

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    hey ftm, gridman pound you lately?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Popeye Saavedra View Post
    What's wrong with that advice?
    "In nonsense is strength."

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    Are you really wearing a negligee and your dad's eye patch, schmoopy?

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    Quote Originally Posted by FranciscoTheMan View Post
    Best thing to do with a woman is to listen and be laid back and positive.
    I've been with a woman before. Make it stop!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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