Why was Jon Hein a "no show" on Fallon?

**Ruffypup** · 03-22-2013, 06:20 PM

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**Jon Hein is God** · 03-22-2013, 06:25 PM

Originally Posted by Ruffypup

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A typical talk show has 2 guests and a musical performance.

And usually the interviews last about 10 minutes for the first guest and 5 minutes for the 2nd guest.

But Fallon has 3 guests and a musical performance.

And Gary is the 3rd of those 3 guests (after that Footloose Guy and Elizabeht Mitchell).

So Gary will have like 3-4 minutes to talk.

And if Jon were to be with him, then there would be no time to chat because you'd have to introduce Jon.

And nobody gives a fuck who Jon is.

They only care about Bob Abooey.

**Ruffypup** · 03-22-2013, 06:29 PM

Originally Posted by Jon Hein is God

A typical talk show has 2 guests and a musical performance.

And usually the interviews last about 10 minutes for the first guest and 5 minutes for the 2nd guest.

But Fallon has 3 guests and a musical performance.

And Gary is the 3rd of those 3 guests (after that Footloose Guy and Elizabeht Mitchell).

So Gary will have like 3-4 minutes to talk.

And if Jon were to be with him, then there would be no time to chat because you'd have to introduce Jon.

And nobody gives a fuck who Jon is.

They only care about Bob Abooey.

I thought that dreams belonged to other men

**Ruffypup** · 03-22-2013, 11:01 PM

Originally Posted by Ruffypup

I thought that dreams belonged to other men

You and me we should be dancing in the sheets

**DICKWAD** · 03-22-2013, 06:30 PM

He has to get that Tit sweat under control before he makes any more appearances.

**Murphy** · 03-23-2013, 06:21 AM

Originally Posted by DICKWAD

He has to get that Tit sweat under control before he makes any more appearances.

**SleepingWarrior** · 03-22-2013, 06:34 PM

Hopefully

**Robert Higgins** · 03-22-2013, 10:47 PM

The freight elevator at 30 Rock is probably out of service

**Ruffypup** · 03-22-2013, 10:53 PM

Originally Posted by Robert Higgins

The freight elevator at 30 Rock is probably out of service

Thank you Mr. Higgins.....we have seen them on every coast.

**The Cocksman** · 03-23-2013, 08:49 AM

Originally Posted by Robert Higgins

The freight elevator at 30 Rock is probably out of service

Do you still see OJ, Mr. Higgins?

**killallposers** · 03-22-2013, 10:59 PM

they weren't a fan of his shirt.

**ilovebacon** · 03-22-2013, 11:01 PM

Maybe Jimmy's show is sponsored by Burger King

**BethSucks** · 03-22-2013, 11:02 PM

They put ketchup on his burger, he had to wait for a re-fire

**knu3421** · 03-22-2013, 11:03 PM

I saw him at wendys

**HooHoo** · 03-23-2013, 01:07 AM

If VH1 is smart they'll dump kinderlust baby huey and make it all about Booey, that would eliminate most of the creepy/awkward factor from that fucking trainwreck.

**Jon Hein is God** · 03-23-2013, 01:14 AM

Originally Posted by HooHoo

If VH1 is smart they'll dump kinderlust baby huey and make it all about Booey, that would eliminate most of the creepy/awkward factor from that fucking trainwreck.

Great idea. And it would be fucking awesome content for the Stern show AND The Wrap Up Show.

But having 2 hosts was never a good idea.

Especially with their stupid banter.

**HooHoo** · 03-23-2013, 06:16 AM

Originally Posted by Jon Hein is God

Great idea. And it would be fucking awesome content for the Stern show AND The Wrap Up Show.

But having 2 hosts was never a good idea.

Especially with their stupid banter.

John Hein right before the first Thompson Twins song was played "This is right in your wheelhouse, Gare"

Fucking WHEELHOUSE.

**PiggyMohammad** · 03-23-2013, 04:21 AM

Originally Posted by HooHoo

If VH1 is smart they'll dump kinderlust baby huey and make it all about Booey, that would eliminate most of the creepy/awkward factor from that fucking trainwreck.

Except for talk-show appearances, I think Ba Ba Heiny come as a package.