Embrace Your Misery . . .

[Diogenes1]

people that smile all the time seem slightly psychotic . . .

[Popeye Saavedra]

people that smile all the time seem slightly psychotic . . .

Is that Whitney Cummings?

[Hawk kneed]

She seems happy.

probably the sister of this joyous midget:

[DarkFriday]

Is that Whitney Cummings?

Not greasy enuff

[Popeye Saavedra]

probably the sister of this joyous midget:

How come all these little fucked up faggots seem happier than me?

[Diogenes1]

these crippled Indian beggars in the streets of Bombay are probably happier . . .

[Hawk kneed]

How come all these little fucked up faggots seem happier than me?

I think his wife is full sized and hot as fuck, too...

[gilaet]

How come all these little fucked up faggots seem happier than me?

Where do I begin, my lords and ladies?
I am a vile man, I confess it.
My crimes and sins are beyond counting.
I have lied and cheated, gambled and whored.
I'm not particularly good at violence, but I'm good at convincing others to do violence for me.
You want specifics, I suppose.
When I was seven, I saw a servant girl bathing in the river.
I stole her robe and she was forced to return to the castle naked and in tears.
I closed my eyes, but I could still see her tits bouncing.
When I was 10, I stuffed my uncle's boots with goat shit.
When confronted with my crime, I blamed a squire.
Poor boy was flogged, and I escaped justice.
When I was 12 I milked my eel into a pot of turtle stew.
I flogged the one-eyed snake, I skinned my sausage.
I made the bald men cry into the turtle stew, which I believe my sister ate.
At least I hope she did.
I once brought a jackass and a honeycomb into a brothel...

[Nurse Remulak]

OMG maybe you should kill yourself

Hmmmm. Ok. I think I will. Whew. That's why you get the corner office Chriza. You think outside of the box.

[FOXXXONE]

How come all these little fucked up faggots seem happier than me?

he was right , I was laughing at him . I doubt he was laughing for the same reason.

[FOXXXONE]

How come all these little fucked up faggots seem happier than me?

he was right , I was laughing at him . I doubt he was laughing for the same reason.

[Popeye Saavedra]

I think his wife is full sized and hot as fuck, too...

Fuck my life...

[Diogenes1]

Fuck my life...

go hang out in a ward filled with crack babies, you might feel better then

[Popeye Saavedra]

go hang out in a ward filled with crack babies, you might feel better then

I don't want to hang out with Lever.

[DarkFriday]

Fuck my life...

[Nurse Remulak]

[Diogenes1]

I don't want to hang out with Lever.

that IS scraping the bottom of a barrel of shit for sure

[HeinousMark]

I hate when the neighbours dog barks.

Hate.

I know this all too well....next door neighbor has 2 black labs, and they go Cujo every time a leaf falls, and it goes on for half an hour or more....and woe unto thee who would putter in the garage or try to enjoy being on the patio. Since the neighbor happens to be a hard-ass DA with (probably justifiable) paranoia, and I like smoking pot, I'm not about to go complain..... The only bright spot is they've gotta be over 15 years old.....

people that smile all the time seem slightly psychotic . . .

I have never been able to trust people who are happy all the time....they're either liars or insane...

probably the sister of this joyous midget:

That looks like the Twin Peaks midget....

[Diogenes1]

I think cam whores are the only ones that are really happy - they make money being attention whores while horny old guys around the world throw tokens at them. What a strange savage thrill that must be . . .

[Popeye Saavedra]

I think cam whores are the only ones that are really happy - they make money being attention whores while horny old guys around the world throw tokens at them. What a strange savage thrill that must be . . .