Things you didn't know about your spouse before you married them

**gilaet** · 03-22-2013, 02:08 PM

**MatthewT** · 03-22-2013, 02:08 PM

Originally Posted by hockeygrl

I am a good wife. I will make this marriage last by being an obedient servant to my husband.

let us know how that works out for ya

**Chriza** · 03-22-2013, 02:09 PM

Where's Hockey, she usually eats these goddamn things

**Caster Fly** · 03-22-2013, 02:09 PM

Originally Posted by hockeygrl

My husband is obsessed with buying bird feeders. He hid that till we got married. It's fucking stupid.

Holy shit that is fucking weird AND gay!

He should build them in a garage or basement full of really cool tools, like the rest of us.

**hockeygrl** · 03-22-2013, 02:09 PM

Originally Posted by Popeye Saavedra

It will last until you get fat. So maybe 5 years.

I'm not gunna get fat. Stop saying that.

**MatthewT** · 03-22-2013, 02:10 PM

Originally Posted by hockeygrl

I'm not gunna get fat. Stop saying that.

**Popeye Saavedra** · 03-22-2013, 02:11 PM

Originally Posted by hockeygrl

I'm not gunna get fat. Stop saying that.

You're pretty hot right now so I hope not as well. But let's face it. You live in the Midwest. Look around you. How many thin people do you see?

**Vyb** · 03-22-2013, 02:11 PM

$100 says Hockey gives up the butsecks. What else is there to do in Iowa?

**P-B** · 03-22-2013, 02:12 PM

**Johnnykstaint** · 03-22-2013, 02:12 PM

Originally Posted by Vyb

Anal?

That will make up for a multitude of transgressions!

**Johnnykstaint** · 03-22-2013, 02:13 PM

Originally Posted by Popeye Saavedra

You're pretty hot right now so I hope not as well. But let's face it. You live in the Midwest. Look around you. How many thin people do you see?

The one's who are thin are meth users.

**Popeye Saavedra** · 03-22-2013, 02:13 PM

Originally Posted by Johnnykstaint

The one's who are thin are meth users.

This.

**hockeygrl** · 03-22-2013, 02:13 PM

Originally Posted by Popeye Saavedra

You're pretty hot right now so I hope not as well. But let's face it. You live in the Midwest. Look around you. How many thin people do you see?

There are very few thin people around here. Some nurses at work tried to have an intervention with me last week about how they feel I am too thin. They are just mad I'm not big like them.

**Popeye Saavedra** · 03-22-2013, 02:14 PM

Originally Posted by Vyb

$100 says Hockey gives up the butsecks. What else is there to do in Iowa?

buttsecks? Are you 12 years old?

**MatthewT** · 03-22-2013, 02:14 PM

Originally Posted by Popeye Saavedra

You're pretty hot right now so I hope not as well. But let's face it. You live in the Midwest. Look around you. How many thin people do you see?

buffets, buffets errywhere

**MatthewT** · 03-22-2013, 02:15 PM

Originally Posted by hockeygrl

There are very few thin people around here. Some nurses at work tried to have an intervention with me last week about how they feel I am too thin. They are just mad I'm not big like them.

yet

**Chriza** · 03-22-2013, 02:15 PM

Originally Posted by hockeygrl

Some nurses at work tried to have an intervention with me last week about how they feel I am too thin. They are just mad I'm not big like them.

Mmmmmrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeoooooooowwwwrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

**Popeye Saavedra** · 03-22-2013, 02:15 PM

Originally Posted by hockeygrl

There are very few thin people around here. Some nurses at work tried to have an intervention with me last week about how they feel I am too thin. They are just mad I'm not big like them.

If you want to stay thin, you need to move. Get the fuck out of there.

**gilaet** · 03-22-2013, 02:15 PM

Originally Posted by hockeygrl

There are very few thin people around here. Some nurses at work tried to have an intervention with me last week about how they feel I am too thin. They are just mad I'm not big like them.

Fuck those bitches and their squirrel mentality.