Storytime Thread!

[Chriza]

In this thread we will tell stories about our lives and it will help us become closer and the forum won't be filled with so much hatred and vitriol.

I'll go first.

Yesterday my boss went to Arby's and he bought too much food so he was like HEY CHRIZA YOU WANT A HAM AND CHEESE SANDWICH and I was like YES DUH and I put out my hand for him to throw it to me and in mid-air the wrapper went flying off and I just had this sandwich flying at me and I was like WUT and I grabbed it and it was all SQUISH in my hand and melted cheese was all over my hand and my desk and the wall but I ate it anyway and everyone was all like LOL

[Chriza]

I would very much like to hear from Mario and Swayze, personally

[FOXXXONE]

Young
Drunk
Pizza pocket thrown to me
Cheese burned
Still have burn scar on my stomach

[Shean5150]

I should be packing right now but I'm not

[Lemmy]

In this thread we will tell stories about our lives and it will help us become closer and the forum won't be filled with so much hatred and vitriol.

I'll go first.

Yesterday my boss went to Arby's and he bought too much food so he was like HEY CHRIZA YOU WANT A HAM AND CHEESE SANDWICH and I was like YES DUH and I put out my hand for him to throw it to me and in mid-air the wrapper went flying off and I just had this sandwich flying at me and I was like WUT and I grabbed it and it was all SQUISH in my hand and melted cheese was all over my hand and my desk and the wall but I ate it anyway and everyone was all like LOL

Wow, I feel like we are soul mates!

[Chriza]

I should be packing right now but I'm not

The fuck kinda story is that

[ChuckZ]

HAL dropped his chicken dinner

[Chriza]

HAL dropped his chicken dinner

You're not allowed to tell other posters' stories

[BrulesRules]

One time in HS i got home and was really hungry and all we had was a big bag of frozen french toast sticks. I must have put 15 of those bad boys on a cookie sheet and baked them in the oven until they were nice and done. I smothered the margarine on all of them and I'm a huge fan of powdered sugar on my french toast sticks so i grabbed the jar off the counter and sprinkled powdered sugar all over them. Put some on a plate and took my first bite...FUCKKKKKKKK What I thought was powdered sugar was really flour and boy was I upset!

[Shean5150]

The fuck kinda story is that

The beginning of one?

[Chriza]

One time in HS i got home and was really hungry and all we had was a big bag of frozen french toast sticks. I must have put 15 of those bad boys on a cookie sheet and baked them in the oven until they were nice and done. I smothered the margarine on all of them and I'm a huge fan of powdered sugar on my french toast sticks so i grabbed the jar off the counter and sprinkled powdered sugar all over them. Put some on a plate and took my first bite...FUCKKKKKKKK What I thought was powdered sugar was really flour and boy was I upset!

[FOXXXONE]

You're not allowed to tell other posters' stories

I'm gonna steal your story and tell it as my own . Consider me your Peterman .

[Lemmy]

I woke up a few hours ago and reheated left over pizza in my kick-ass toaster convection oven instead of the microwave as I usually do. I'll never not use the toaster oven for this task again.

[nazdrowie]

this one time I ordered a Double Big Mac and they gave me 5 patties on the burger

[Oderus]

yeah, I got nothing.

[Chriza]

The beginning of one?

FINISH

THE FUCKING STORY

[Chriza]

this one time I ordered a Double Big Mac and they gave me 5 patties on the burger

The fuck is a double Big Mac O_o

[wicked smaaaht]

I hate all of you. The end

[nserafini]

When I was 11 I fought with my grandmother about doing something around the house. I called her a bitch and she got all butthurt. A few hours later my dad came home from work and found out. He chased me around the house with a plastic wiffle ball bat. He finally caught me because I hid behind a chair, which he tossed aside and dragged me out from by my hair. He beat the shit out of me for a good 10 minutes, with the bat only as to not leave a mark. I crawled away and cried like an 11 yr old boy for the rest of the day in my room. I plotted and schemed to fuck him up, but then I realized I was the asshole and deserved it.

[BrulesRules]

There was also this one time I was really hungry so went to the McDonald's drive thru...I placed my order for the 10 piece nuggets, large fry, diet coke and a McDouble. I got up to the window to pay and handed the guy my Visa check card. He was all "Do you have cash??" in a thick spanish accent. Then I was all "sorry I only have my card". Turns out their credit card machine had just gone down that moment so he hands me my food and says "ok just take it"...then I was all