I just woke up and had a wet dream about Satori.wtf? !!?Ever dream about anyone here?

**Keyless Chuck** · 03-21-2013, 11:23 PM

Originally Posted by Avery

Battery?

Sorry, battery is what an artillery unit is called.

**Super Mario** · 03-21-2013, 11:23 PM

Originally Posted by Avery

Battery?

I don't think i jacked off til 15 or 16 and never had a wet dream.

clearly there was a lt of dysfunction in your household if you did not masturbate till you were sixteen. thats weird. what the longest. you went without jerking off and whats the usual waitness you go with out masturbating?

**Avery** · 03-21-2013, 11:24 PM

Originally Posted by Super Mario

clearly there was a lt of dysfunction in your household if you did not masturbate till you were sixteen. thats weird. what the longest. you went without jerking off and whats the usual waitness you go with out masturbating?

I shared a room with my brother.

**Super Mario** · 03-21-2013, 11:26 PM

Originally Posted by Avery

I shared a room with my brother.

I did too. I still found a way to do it. shower bathroom when he was not home.

**Super Mario** · 03-21-2013, 11:27 PM

Originally Posted by Keyless Chuck

Sorry, battery is what an artillery unit is called.

did you shower with other guys at the academy ?

**Avery** · 03-21-2013, 11:27 PM

Originally Posted by Super Mario

I did too. I still found a way to do it. shower bathroom when he was not home.

Guess that isn't toothpaste shrapnel on your mirror in your pics.

**Keyless Chuck** · 03-21-2013, 11:29 PM

Originally Posted by Super Mario

did you shower with other guys at the academy ?

yup. Out of all of us only one guy kept his bush full grown. Of course he got picked on

**Super Mario** · 03-21-2013, 11:37 PM

Originally Posted by Keyless Chuck

yup. Out of all of us only one guy kept his bush full grown. Of course he got picked on

haha It takes like 2 seconds to do.

**Keyless Chuck** · 03-21-2013, 11:45 PM

I started grooming down stairs due to the fact I lived in the desert for 5 years, sometimes going 2 weeks with nothing but baby wipes for showers, so it was a sanitary issue. Once I got back to regular life 7 years later it became a must to man groom. It's a must now, plus it makes my 4 incher look like a 5 incher

**HaroldJackson** · 03-21-2013, 11:49 PM

I told you I had a dream about you like a week ago, didn't I? Here?

**HaroldJackson** · 03-21-2013, 11:54 PM

Oh, and one that had Chizra and I was at his house and there were these tiny doors to his siblings` rooms but he was then also a kid from high school that I knew a little but haven't talked to since 1997 and am now friends with on fb but have yet to comment on or like anything of his. ( nor he of mine)

**zhukov** · 03-22-2013, 02:41 AM

Originally Posted by MONK

Never had this happen.

I just like to bang Bye, pass out and sleep.

me too

**Satori Brah** · 03-22-2013, 05:31 AM

Originally Posted by Super Mario

so like in the dream we were private messaging each other back and forth about cross fitness and i complimented him on his legs and arms and all that stuff . and he said fuck it and he sent me this video of him when he was a stuntman and he had this ninja mask on and a pair of track pants. it was kind of grainy but then he all of a sudden faces the camera straight down on his chest and then removes his track pants and then his underwear and he was semi hard. He then put on condom and wiggled it a little bit and pulled his pants back up. Needless to say it was really hot and I was trying to download it first so I can masturbate to him in real life but i could not find a way to download it cause he sent it in a weird way. so I kept trying to download it and my mom and my brother kept walking in my room and I had to keep closing my screen .

finally i just woke up all of a sudden and im like FUUUCCCKKK I tried for 2 minutes to go back to sleep and then I was like fuck this Im sitting here with a major fucking ground control to major tom hard on. i was pissed at satori because He sent me a fucked up video i couldnt download so i didn't want to masturbate to him anymore so I rubbed one off to George Costansa here because I find him super cute.

What were we saying about CrossFit?

**HeinousMark** · 03-22-2013, 08:19 AM

Originally Posted by LonghornJ

I've never had a wet dream ever.

Originally Posted by Avery

Neither have I.

I remember the sex health talk in 6th grade describing them, and it never happened.

I never did until well into my 40's, and then only once. I've always had sex dreams where I wake up right when things get going.....then I try to go back to sleep but the dream never starts where it stopped....