I just woke up and had a wet dream about Satori.wtf? !!?Ever dream about anyone here?

[DarkFriday]

I talk all the time in my sleep. I've been told I say lots of sentences in the same session, and sometimes I remember all that I said too. Crazy.

[LonghornJ]

I've never had a wet dream ever.

[DarkFriday]

Nobody liked my Vega$ joke

[Super Mario]

Nobody liked my Vega$ joke

were you talking about that character from full house?? sorry I did not get it.

[Super Mario]

I've never had a wet dream ever.

you never woke up with a hard on and pre cum in your underwear?? that's weird. i dont think you need to fully explode for it to be a wet dream. I have never did that either if thats what you mean.

[Avery]

I've never had a wet dream ever.

Neither have I.

I remember the sex health talk in 6th grade describing them, and it never happened.

[DarkFriday]

were you talking about that character from full house?? sorry I did not get it.

Robert Urich, Actor: Vega$.

RIP

[DarkFriday]

Neither have I.

I remember the sex health talk in 6th grade describing them, and it never happened.

[Avery]

Saved me the embarrassment of asking my mom to wash my cum drenched underwear. No consoling needed.

[DarkFriday]

Saved me the embarrassment of asking my mom to wash my cum drenched underwear. No consoling needed.

Ok

[LonghornJ]

What, I'm supposed to be ashamed of never cumming my pants in my sleep?

[DarkFriday]

What, I'm supposed to be ashamed of never cumming my pants in my sleep?

Yes

[LonghornJ]

Yes

Wait, there was this one time... about your mother...

[Keyless Chuck]

Neither have I.

I remember the sex health talk in 6th grade describing them, and it never happened.

I remember a medic in my battery that said if you hold it in (meaning not masturbate or have sex) your body will eventually discharge semen on its own. In my early teens I tried my hardest not to beat off and I ended up with a wet dream approx 3-4 weeks later. That was the longest time I went with out beating off, that was 17+ years ago I think. So I think if you hold it in your body may just do all the work for ya

[Super Mario]

What, I'm supposed to be ashamed of never cumming my pants in my sleep?

you never even wake up with a boner sticking out of your pee hole . do you sleep naked btw?

[LonghornJ]

So the Holiday Inn Express opinion is that I beat off too much... science.

[LonghornJ]

you never even wake up with a boner sticking out of your pee hole . do you sleep naked btw?

Calm down sparky.

[Avery]

you never even wake up with a boner sticking out of your pee hole . do you sleep naked btw?

This has nothing to do with nocturnal emissions. You're just trying to troll for comments that you can jack off to.

[Avery]

I remember a medic in my battery that said if you hold it in (meaning not masturbate or have sex) your body will eventually discharge semen on its. In my early teens I tried my hardest not to beat off and I ended up with a wet dream approx 3-4 weeks later. That was the longest time I went with out beating off, that was 17+ years ago I think. So I think if you hold it in your body may just do all the work for ya

Battery?

I don't think i jacked off til 15 or 16 and never had a wet dream.

[Super Mario]

This has nothing to do with nocturnal emissions. You're just trying to troll for comments that you can jack off to.

Im just trying to help a brother out.