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  1. 03-21-2013, 05:07 PM #1
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    Holy Shit!!!

    Luckiest 12 year old in the history of Earth.

    Ex-NFL Cheerleader Accused of Grabbing 12-Year-Old's Penis



    A former NFL cheerleader has been charged with aggravated sexual battery after allegedly grabbing a 12-year-old boy's penis outside his pants ... and attempting to perform oral sex on him. 42-year-old Elizabeth Garner -- who cheered for the Tennessee Titans until 2009 -- was also charged with solicitation of a minor for rape of a child. According to law enforcement, Garner -- who is married -- is accused of following the 12-year-old to the bathroom during a party last month hosted by the boy's mother, grabbing his penis over his shorts ... and attempting to remove them in order to perform oral sex on him. The boy escaped, told his mother what happened ... and the mother then informed authorities. According to police, the boy said Garner asked if he'd ever been with a woman. During a police interview, cops claim Garner willingly admitted she approached the boy ... but said she was drunk and had confused him with an (adult) man at the party. (We'll see how that defense pans out.) Garner -- who was booked on $30,000 bond -- faces more than 8 years in prison if convicted.



    http://www.tmz.com/2013/03/21/nfl-ch...-battery-rape/
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  2. 03-21-2013, 05:08 PM #2
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    I'm 12 and what is this?
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    the cheerleader has bigger arms than Chriza
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    Too old would not hit
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    What are you dropping for supper, HAL?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chriza View Post
    Too old would not hit
    When you were 12 you were sucking cocks so of course you would not have been interested in her.
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    less words, more tits and ass..
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    Quote Originally Posted by Popeye Saavedra View Post
    When you were 12 you were sucking cocks so of course you would not have been interested in her.
    No I wasn't that was when I was like 9 and it was only one cock
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chriza View Post
    No I wasn't that was when I was like 9 and it was only one cock
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    I always fucking wear a cheerleader outfit...



    She said you're like a disease without any cure...
    She said I'm so obsessed that I'm becoming a bore, oh no...
    Ah, you think you're so pretty...
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    The 12 year old I mean
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chriza View Post
    The 12 year old I mean
    I'll write you while you are in prison.
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    less words, more tits and ass..
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    Mlaw, as long as I live I will never understand how you passed the bar. You are dumber than a fucking rock. I bet you fucking cheated your way through school.
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    That kids a little faggot... even at 12 I would have fucked her face HARD!
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    Shut up Hal.
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    fuck off, HAL
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dream Theater View Post
    That kids a little faggot... even at 12 I would have fucked her face HARD!
    This.
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    less words, more tits and ass..
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dream Theater View Post
    That kids a little faggot... even at 12 I would have fucked her face HARD!
    goddamnit
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    Quote Originally Posted by Yosemite Sam View Post
    goddamnit
    Half the people in this thread have called the little kid a faggot, so don't worry about it.
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    less words, more tits and ass..
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    Quote Originally Posted by Popeye Saavedra View Post
    Half the people in this thread have called the little kid a faggot, so don't worry about it.
    I'm telling my kid if ever gets in this situation he better score
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    The boy escaped, told his mother what happened ... and the mother then informed authorities.
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    Her stock has dropped a bit since then... Meth?
    Please don't use this as your signature
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    Her stock has dropped a bit since then... Meth?
    No one takes a good mug shot.
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    less words, more tits and ass..
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