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    Holy Shit!!!

    Luckiest 12 year old in the history of Earth.

    Ex-NFL Cheerleader Accused of Grabbing 12-Year-Old's Penis



    A former NFL cheerleader has been charged with aggravated sexual battery after allegedly grabbing a 12-year-old boy's penis outside his pants ... and attempting to perform oral sex on him. 42-year-old Elizabeth Garner -- who cheered for the Tennessee Titans until 2009 -- was also charged with solicitation of a minor for rape of a child. According to law enforcement, Garner -- who is married -- is accused of following the 12-year-old to the bathroom during a party last month hosted by the boy's mother, grabbing his penis over his shorts ... and attempting to remove them in order to perform oral sex on him. The boy escaped, told his mother what happened ... and the mother then informed authorities. According to police, the boy said Garner asked if he'd ever been with a woman. During a police interview, cops claim Garner willingly admitted she approached the boy ... but said she was drunk and had confused him with an (adult) man at the party. (We'll see how that defense pans out.) Garner -- who was booked on $30,000 bond -- faces more than 8 years in prison if convicted.



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    less words, more tits and ass..
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    I'm 12 and what is this?

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    Too old would not hit
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    What are you dropping for supper, HAL?

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    I always fucking wear a cheerleader outfit...



    She said you're like a disease without any cure...
    She said I'm so obsessed that I'm becoming a bore, oh no...
    Ah, you think you're so pretty...

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    The 12 year old I mean
    Quote Originally Posted by gilaet View Post
    What are you dropping for supper, HAL?

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    probably a boon

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chriza View Post
    Too old would not hit
    When you were 12 you were sucking cocks so of course you would not have been interested in her.
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    less words, more tits and ass..
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    BECAUSE EVERYONE IS SAYING THE STEAK IS SHITTY OH MY FUCKING GOD POPEYE I'M GOING TO KILL YOU IN REAL LIFE I'm getting a headache

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    Quote Originally Posted by Popeye Saavedra View Post
    When you were 12 you were sucking cocks so of course you would not have been interested in her.
    No I wasn't that was when I was like 9 and it was only one cock
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    What are you dropping for supper, HAL?

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    the cheerleader has bigger arms than Chriza

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    That kids a little faggot... even at 12 I would have fucked her face HARD!
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    Shut up Hal.
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    fuck off, HAL

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chriza View Post
    The 12 year old I mean
    I'll write you while you are in prison.
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    less words, more tits and ass..
    Quote Originally Posted by Chriza View Post
    BECAUSE EVERYONE IS SAYING THE STEAK IS SHITTY OH MY FUCKING GOD POPEYE I'M GOING TO KILL YOU IN REAL LIFE I'm getting a headache

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    Her stock has dropped a bit since then... Meth?
    Please don't use this as your signature

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    That must be the gayest 12 year old in America.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dream Theater View Post
    That kids a little faggot... even at 12 I would have fucked her face HARD!
    This.
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    less words, more tits and ass..
    Quote Originally Posted by Chriza View Post
    BECAUSE EVERYONE IS SAYING THE STEAK IS SHITTY OH MY FUCKING GOD POPEYE I'M GOING TO KILL YOU IN REAL LIFE I'm getting a headache

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    Quote Originally Posted by EOMS View Post
    That must be the gayest 12 year old in America.
    Quote Originally Posted by gilaet View Post
    What are you dropping for supper, HAL?

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    I'm getting a boner just thinking about Mandingo's black snake moan.

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    team hal rides dicks

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    Quote Originally Posted by WillyBest View Post


    Her stock has dropped a bit since then... Meth?
    No one takes a good mug shot.
    Quote Originally Posted by nazdrowie View Post
    less words, more tits and ass..
    Quote Originally Posted by Chriza View Post
    BECAUSE EVERYONE IS SAYING THE STEAK IS SHITTY OH MY FUCKING GOD POPEYE I'M GOING TO KILL YOU IN REAL LIFE I'm getting a headache

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    Quote Originally Posted by EOMS View Post
    That must be the gayest 12 year old in America.
    Well since Chriza is not 12 anymore, then yes, you are correct.
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    less words, more tits and ass..
    Quote Originally Posted by Chriza View Post
    BECAUSE EVERYONE IS SAYING THE STEAK IS SHITTY OH MY FUCKING GOD POPEYE I'M GOING TO KILL YOU IN REAL LIFE I'm getting a headache

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    but said she was drunk and had confused him with an (adult) man at the party.


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