Can someone post a clip from youtube where Howard used a Benjy joke. I can never spot where it is. I can always tell what a Jackie joke was since it was racist and of course Jackie would laugh the loudest. This is quite a challenge.
Can someone post a clip from youtube where Howard used a Benjy joke. I can never spot where it is. I can always tell what a Jackie joke was since it was racist and of course Jackie would laugh the loudest. This is quite a challenge.

Howard swears benjy is usefull and funny, but I have yet to see it. Did you see the pics of him and elisa in the shower? him holding his eye open with his hands is what he considers funny. I hate that fat fuck.
"Jokes" without punchlines are Benjy jokes.
Howard looking at picture of Benjy and Elisa and says ..... such beautiful breasts..... then says.....and Elisa has nice breasts as well.
Boys to men AGT NBC the East Coast Family. Em-doo-doo dah-dah
See! No one can pick a clip when Howard used a Benjy joke. I stumped all of you!

Howard will say something; there will be a 1-2 second pause, and Howard will make a "joke" on the same topic. Those are Benjy jokes.
The day you give your heart to Jesus, He will set you free.
when benji "almost got fired" after showing up 2 minutes late for work for the hundredth time. ahaha hilariolus "bit" listening to that b.s. for an hour.![]()

This is an older clip but Ronnie makes multiple references to Benjy jokes in this clip
Some coward neg repped me cause they liked Benjy![]()
Here's some of Benjy's great writing, visible on Howard's monitor:
("You have a great body. You should take your clothes off.")
Now that Howard has the guys in the back office messaging him jokes as well, it's hard to tell who's responsible for the terrible attempts at humor (when it's not Howard himself).
Benjy is a poor man's Jackie. Plain and simple. You get what you pay for . . .![]()
bullshit. obvious troll is obvious.
a few months back they were just about every show but he seems to have backed off what had become a dedicated segment. the prewritten zingers delivered jay leno "hey did you hear about this" style with a reading cadence. you knew it when you heard it because they were out of left field and didnt sound natural. and always god awful. assumably the goal was to deliver them "stream of consciousness" style like a comic riffing, but oo-fah
Last edited by HooHoo; 03-25-2013 at 06:59 PM.
Here's one of his best ones:
Fat bald annoying creepy guy lusts after mannish but hot pseudo pop star wannabe. Gets the "we're just friends" treatment. Suddenly, when he gets her name out on the air due to a stunt, her attitude changes and she "loves" him.
Fucking hilarious!
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Here's one. From this morning. Howard and Robin were talking about someone (not important who it was) and the woman said something like she wanted some guy to "punish her pussy."
They laughed about it (the phrase) first, what the hell that means and then, less than 10 seconds later, Howard (badly) read a joke, "I just drunk drove some woman's pussy."
And then followed it up with something equally unclever and unfunny.
I posted them in this morning's listening thread, if you can muddle through it.
I can tell every time when Howard is reading Benjy's crap. It almost always sounds like something Howard would never say.
Benjy is not fun or funny.
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