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  1. 03-21-2013, 11:25 AM #1
    Tom Doyers
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    Chuck Norris without a beard



    That is all.
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  2. 03-21-2013, 11:27 AM #2
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    Yup. That's an out-of-touch right-winger (totally redundant, I know) right there.



    Nice tits, whinebag.
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  3. 03-21-2013, 11:27 AM #3
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tom Doyers View Post


    That is all.
    You should follow me on Twatter: @NotMyBro
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  4. 03-21-2013, 11:28 AM #4
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    My shitty Chuck Norris jokes: Chuck Norris shaved off his beard with a weed wacker. Chuck Norris is so tough that he threatened his beard with a razor and the beard jumped off of his face....
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  5. 03-21-2013, 11:29 AM #5
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    I thought there was like another fist or something where his chin is supposed to be. Guess that was bullshit.
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    you are the absolute worst person via the reps that has ever been. you should be proud of that. you're #1.
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  6. 03-21-2013, 11:29 AM #6
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    Oh....I thought this was gonna be a Chuck Norris break-up or divorce announcement.

    He's a fruit and he's also bald and wears a wig like Howard.
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  7. 03-21-2013, 11:32 AM #7
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  8. 03-21-2013, 11:33 AM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by RiotGrip View Post
    I thought there was like another fist or something where his chin is supposed to be. Guess that was bullshit.
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  9. 03-21-2013, 11:54 AM #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by RobinsLeftFlap View Post
    Yup. That's an out-of-touch right-winger (totally redundant, I know) right there.



    Nice tits, whinebag.
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    I love the work you do from Obama's half-black asshole.
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  10. 03-21-2013, 11:59 AM #10
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    He actually looks better without that ridiculous dyed brown beard... it looked awful.

    Now: the ink-pot dyed HAIR is another story.
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  11. 03-21-2013, 01:13 PM #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by Missypooh RN View Post
    He actually looks better without that ridiculous dyed brown beard... it looked awful.

    Now: the ink-pot dyed HAIR is another story.

    you do know that is a toupee right?

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  12. 03-21-2013, 01:19 PM #12
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    Why are liberals such nimrods? What did chuck do to get your panties in a bunch?
    The above is strictly my humble opinion.
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  13. 03-21-2013, 01:23 PM #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tom Doyers View Post


    That is all.
    Shaving of that beard is the death of the Republican Party (again)
    "Ok, I'm going to need you to take some pills I have in the other room..."
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  14. 03-21-2013, 01:45 PM #14
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    Quote Originally Posted by DrSublux View Post
    you do know that is a toupee right?

    And fake teeth too. Damn. He's faker than Howard.
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    Never got the fascination with him
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  17. 03-21-2013, 01:55 PM #17
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    Quote Originally Posted by cah155 View Post
    Never got the fascination with him
    He latched onto the Bruce Lee thing. Thought he was the white Bruce Lee, IMHO.

    Which makes Segal soooo much worse. He's a knock-off of a knock-off.
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  19. 03-21-2013, 02:02 PM #19
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    Chuck is 73 years old. If I look half that good at that age I'll consider myself blessed.
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