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03-21-2013, 11:25 AM #1Maverick
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Chuck Norris without a beard
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03-21-2013, 11:27 AM #2Bar Fly
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Yup. That's an out-of-touch right-winger (totally redundant, I know) right there.
Nice tits, whinebag.
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03-21-2013, 11:27 AM #3Ballbuster
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Originally Posted by Tom Doyers
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03-21-2013, 11:28 AM #4DS Supporter
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My shitty Chuck Norris jokes: Chuck Norris shaved off his beard with a weed wacker. Chuck Norris is so tough that he threatened his beard with a razor and the beard jumped off of his face....
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03-21-2013, 11:29 AM #5Maverick
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I thought there was like another fist or something where his chin is supposed to be. Guess that was bullshit.
Originally Posted by MatthewT
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03-21-2013, 11:29 AM #6Maverick
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Oh....I thought this was gonna be a Chuck Norris break-up or divorce announcement.
He's a fruit and he's also bald and wears a wig like Howard.
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03-21-2013, 11:32 AM #7Maverick
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03-21-2013, 11:33 AM #8Maverick
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Originally Posted by RiotGrip
I thought there was like another fist or something where his chin is supposed to be. Guess that was bullshit.
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03-21-2013, 11:54 AM #9Maverick
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Hi Chris Matthews! Originally Posted by RobinsLeftFlap
I love the work you do from Obama's half-black asshole.BUM FIGHTS CHAMPION, '79-'83
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03-21-2013, 11:59 AM #10Maverick
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He actually looks better without that ridiculous dyed brown beard... it looked awful.
Now: the ink-pot dyed HAIR is another story.
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03-21-2013, 01:13 PM #11DS Supporter
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Originally Posted by Missypooh RN
He actually looks better without that ridiculous dyed brown beard... it looked awful.
Now: the ink-pot dyed HAIR is another story.
you do know that is a toupee right?
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03-21-2013, 01:19 PM #12Maverick
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Why are liberals such nimrods? What did chuck do to get your panties in a bunch?
The above is strictly my humble opinion.
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03-21-2013, 01:23 PM #13Maverick
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Shaving of that beard is the death of the Republican Party (again) Originally Posted by Tom Doyers
That is all."Ok, I'm going to need you to take some pills I have in the other room..."
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03-21-2013, 01:45 PM #14Fabulous!
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And fake teeth too. Damn. He's faker than Howard. Originally Posted by DrSublux
you do know that is a toupee right?
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03-21-2013, 01:49 PM #15DS Supporter
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Never got the fascination with him
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03-21-2013, 01:55 PM #16Maverick
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03-21-2013, 01:55 PM #17Fabulous!
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He latched onto the Bruce Lee thing. Thought he was the white Bruce Lee, IMHO. Originally Posted by cah155
Which makes Segal soooo much worse. He's a knock-off of a knock-off.
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03-21-2013, 02:01 PM #18Maverick
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03-21-2013, 02:02 PM #19Loud Mouth Drunk
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Chuck is 73 years old. If I look half that good at that age I'll consider myself blessed.
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03-21-2013, 02:10 PM #20Maverick
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