splash show was pretty awesome and miss Alabama - oh, my!

**tired** · 03-20-2013, 10:41 PM

The show was pretty cool. It had 8,500,000 viewers and miss Alabama is so hot it's painful. At one point she bent over to do a dive off, and the place went silent except for one guy that was still on mic said clearly - oh, yeah! when they panned her ass it was awesome. I hope it wasn't a producer or they'll fire him.

arguably this miss Alabama is one of the hottest chicks on earth!

**knu3421** · 03-20-2013, 10:43 PM

I tivo'd the 1st show and watched it and it was ok.

**tired** · 03-20-2013, 10:49 PM

http://www.zimbio.com/pictures/VWBK0...sh/JOWTQuzklZb

**the Artie Chair** · 03-21-2013, 04:59 AM

Originally Posted by tired

http://www.zimbio.com/pictures/VWBK0...sh/JOWTQuzklZb

She looks like Benji's tranny pretend girlfriend in some of those pictures

**Chuck Kongo** · 03-21-2013, 05:09 AM

Originally Posted by the Artie Chair

She looks like Benji's tranny pretend girlfriend in some of those pictures

Yea...she pretty much looks like a dude when standing next to Kate Upton. She should NOT stand next to Kate Upton....

And Nicole Eggert....ooooffffaaaaaahhhh!!!!!....I think she's actually lost a few pounds of late but it's still so very, very sad....

She needs to keep diving into that fucking pool how ever many more thousands of times it takes her to lose 50-75 more lbs....

**the Artie Chair** · 03-21-2013, 08:36 AM

Originally Posted by Chuck Kongo

Yea...she pretty much looks like a dude when standing next to Kate Upton. She should NOT stand next to Kate Upton....

She actually looks pretty hot in this picture

**Snotty** · 03-21-2013, 08:49 AM

Originally Posted by Chuck Kongo

Yea...she pretty much looks like a dude when standing next to Kate Upton. She should NOT stand next to Kate Upton....

And Nicole Eggert....ooooffffaaaaaahhhh!!!!!....I think she's actually lost a few pounds of late but it's still so very, very sad....

She needs to keep diving into that fucking pool how ever many more thousands of times it takes her to lose 50-75 more lbs....

I'd blast Ms. Eggert like I was an IED.....................

**knu3421** · 03-20-2013, 10:51 PM

Originally Posted by tired

The show was pretty cool. It had 8,500,000 viewers and miss Alabama is so hot it's painful. At one point she bent over to do a dive off, and the place went silent except for one guy that was still on mic said clearly - oh, yeah! when they panned her ass it was awesome. I hope it wasn't a producer or they'll fire him.

Hi brent

**Ruffypup** · 03-20-2013, 10:55 PM

I would tap it.

**peterfonda** · 03-20-2013, 11:02 PM

Butterface?

**tired** · 03-20-2013, 11:48 PM

Originally Posted by peterfonda

Butterface?

for gods sake shes gorgeous

**Chuck Kongo** · 03-21-2013, 12:00 AM

Originally Posted by tired

for gods sake shes gorgeous

Some people just don't go for that heavy tan, heavy pancake makeup look that most of these Southern cheerleaders and beauty pageant contestant types all seem to employ.

I don't even think her face is a noine or even an eight for that matter....I'd probably give her about a seven....

**BudBudha** · 03-20-2013, 11:59 PM

Originally Posted by tired

The show was pretty cool. It had 8,500,000 viewers and miss Alabama is so hot it's painful. At one point she bent over to do a dive off, and the place went silent except for one guy that was still on mic said clearly - oh, yeah! when they panned her ass it was awesome. I hope it wasn't a producer or they'll fire him.

arguably this miss Alabama is one of the hottest chicks on earth!

Is she the one that dove against the cute black chick with the big cans

If so her dive sucked & the black chick got robbed. Louie Anderson is very disturbing to look at

**tired** · 03-21-2013, 12:20 AM

**Chuck Kongo** · 03-21-2013, 12:47 AM

Originally Posted by tired

And I forgot to mention that "hairstyle"....all big and up and swooshed back and whatever that is called....Ralph The Fag would know.

It's the Southern beauty pageant/Dallas Cowboy cheerleader "look".

That hair and the harsh makeup/tanning is how pageants (and cheerleading squads) take 19 year old girls and make them look 30...some people (like ones who don't live in the South) just aren't big fans of it....I could get over it....but she's nothing to spontaneously FAP over imo....but I'm no 100 year old Brent Musberger.....

**yippeekyaa** · 03-21-2013, 02:00 AM

Originally Posted by Chuck Kongo

(like ones who don't live in the South)

What the hell does that mean exactly? Do you really think that the hair and overdone makeup is a purely southern thing? How fucking stupid.

**Chuck Kongo** · 03-21-2013, 02:09 AM

Originally Posted by yippeekyaa

What the hell does that mean exactly? Do you really think that the hair and overdone makeup is a purely southern thing? How fucking stupid.

I think I made the context all pretty clear in the other posts about the Southern beauty pageant culture. You just chose to ignore the rest of it and snip the part you didn't like.

Go fuck yourself, Jethro.

**Snotty** · 03-21-2013, 08:45 AM

Originally Posted by Chuck Kongo

I think I made the context all pretty clear in the other posts about the Southern beauty pageant culture. You just chose to ignore the rest of it and snip the part you didn't like.

Go fuck yourself, Jethro.

No, You go fuck yer' self Chucky........The over the top Lathered up and Lacquered down look is best done down here in the South......'Yer just pissed those half baked whores you have to live around can't pull it off..............Southern girls are the nations prettiest......Bitches and cunts to deal with, But easiest on the eyes................Pull the "Jethro" Card you want, We're bangin' the hottest broads.........Square head.................

**SouthernListen** · 03-21-2013, 10:38 AM

Originally Posted by Chuck Kongo

And I forgot to mention that "hairstyle"....all big and up and swooshed back and whatever that is called....Ralph The Fag would know.

It's the Southern beauty pageant/Dallas Cowboy cheerleader "look".

That hair and the harsh makeup/tanning is how pageants (and cheerleading squads) take 19 year old girls and make them look 30...some people (like ones who don't live in the South) just aren't big fans of it....I could get over it....but she's nothing to spontaneously FAP over imo....but I'm no 100 year old Brent Musberger.....

Another astute observation.