This thread is going to bite me in the ass...............but it's happening...

[Avery]

Chew (skoal bandits)12
beer 14
weed 16
virginity 18
anal sex 23
anal sex with a woman 24

[Jack-A-Roe]

At what age did you "try" shit? Whether it was cigarettes, or drugs, or alcohol, or boys, or sluts?

For me, it was about 15. I tried smoking. Then at 16, I got contacts, my period, lost my virginity, got pregnant, and had a kid. It was a busy year.

I think I tried marijuana for the first time at 16. And acid. And mushrooms. That was the extremity of drugs at that age..........and I really only had a couple of months while I tried this all, before I got knocked up.

Ages that you tried shit at, please..............then I'll tell you why I'm asking.

your kids are trying drugs, we all knew this was part of their destiny.

[Daveindiego]

Drugs = 16
Cigarettes = 16
Sex = Still waiting, I'll let you know.
Kids = See answer #3

[Mr. Clutch]

Calm down.

Nigga Yo Ass Always Playin Down Otha Niggas Addiction Shit.. takin pride yo ass was done closer to dyin then otha niggas.. aint nothin to be proud of dumbass. Niggas hurr reachin out an yo ass shuttin dem down, when yo ass should be tha furst nigga offerin support


fuck off wit yo "My problem was worster then yours shit"

Aint dey teach yo ass dat shit in AA?

[Daveindiego]

your kids are trying drugs, we all knew this was part of their destiny.

Thats what I figured the thread was about, she found the kids masturbating on drugs.

[Slippy]

your kids are trying drugs, we all knew this was part of their destiny.

I don't doubt that they will eventually......but he only tried cigarettes.

I think it's too young, it broke my heart - but it fucking happened.

[Avery]

So he was putting on cologne to hide the smell of some old dude's cologne?

[Slippy]

This shouldn't make me feel better.........but it did.....I was talking to a girlfriend of mine who's a new mom about this today.

She told me she smoked her first cigarette at 5, and got drunk at 8.

WHAT

THE

FUCK????

[Slippy]

So he was putting on cologne to hide the smell of some old dude's cologne?

That's more than enough of that.

More than enough.

fuck off, Avery

[Billy]

Nigga Yo Ass Always Playin Down Otha Niggas Addiction Shit.. takin pride yo ass was done closer to dyin then otha niggas.. aint nothin to be proud of dumbass. Niggas hurr reachin out an yo ass shuttin dem down, when yo ass should be tha furst nigga offerin support


fuck off wit yo "My problem was worster then yours shit"

Aint dey teach yo ass dat shit in AA?

Calm down. I have never started a thread about my shit anywhere, and I gave blairg my support today.

[gilaet]

This shouldn't make me feel better.........but it did.....I was talking to a girlfriend of mine who's a new mom about this today.

She told me she smoked her first cigarette at 5, and got drunk at 8.

WHAT

THE

FUCK????

How old is she now?
10?

[Avery]

fenderbaum pm'd me asking for me to ask that. i apologize.

[Daveindiego]

Calm down. I have never started a thread about my shit anywhere, and I gave blairg my support today.

Wow, lucky Blairg. I'm sure he's going to pull through strong now.

[Slippy]

How old is she now?
10?

36 - with a new son

That's why I gave her a "HEAD'S UP!" "this will happen to you too!" .....kind of message.

fenderbaum pm'd me asking for me to ask that. i apologize.

Fuck off. If you're going to be an asshole, take responsibility for your own asshole-ness.

I'm pretty fucking cool about everything, cuntwipe, but if you push me too far on this - well..........be prepared to be typed to death!

[Mr. Clutch]

Calm down. I have never started a thread about my shit anywhere, and I gave blairg my support today.

Anytime any otha nigga make a thread bout drinkin too much yo as always shoot dem niggas down.. bein all like "I almost died an shakes and dts an shit, yo problem aint nuthin, you a pussy" Dont deny shit son.. Yo ass think being dat close to deafth from booze be some kinda gangsta swag.. but fo relly realz yo ass tha biggest pussy eva fo hatin on niggas dat goin thru what yo ass did.. fake ass nigga

[Avery]

Whoa. Thought slippy was open-minded. Didn't realize she would hate a son if he was a homo. (which he isn't, but hypothetically)

[LonghornJ]

I think I got a boner the first time I smoked a cig around 13 or 14...

[Slippy]

Whoa. Thought slippy was open-minded. Didn't realize she would hate a son if he was a homo. (which he isn't, but hypothetically)

What the fuck are you blithering about now?

I said my 13 year old tried a cigarette, you fuckhead.

I said nothing about homo - stop self reflecting.

[Avery]

cigs=oral fixation.

[Slippy]

Fucking HELL...........I knew I'd take flak for this, but the idiocy still shocks me sometimes.

Avery didn't get cut today either, in the "cutting of idiots"?