This thread is going to bite me in the ass...............but it's happening...

[Slippy]

At what age did you "try" shit? Whether it was cigarettes, or drugs, or alcohol, or boys, or sluts?

For me, it was about 15. I tried smoking. Then at 16, I got contacts, my period, lost my virginity, got pregnant, and had a kid. It was a busy year.

I think I tried marijuana for the first time at 16. And acid. And mushrooms. That was the extremity of drugs at that age..........and I really only had a couple of months while I tried this all, before I got knocked up.

Ages that you tried shit at, please..............then I'll tell you why I'm asking.

[Chaos]

At what age did you "try" shit? Whether it was cigarettes, or drugs, or alcohol, or boys, or sluts?

For me, it was about 15. I tried smoking. Then at 16, I got contacts, my period, lost my virginity, got pregnant, and had a kid. It was a busy year.

I think I tried marijuana for the first time at 16. And acid. And mushrooms. That was the extremity of drugs at that age..........and I really only had a couple of months while I tried this all, before I got knocked up.

Ages that you tried shit at, please..............then I'll tell you why I'm asking.

I can not specify. Statute of limitations has not run out yet.

[nazdrowie]

I'mma bite your ass real good someday

[ClamSkull7]

Wanna have a sexy pillow fight, Slippy?

[ClamSkull7]

Oh, God. I was kidding. That's scary about your son. Did you straight up ask him what was going on? Maybe his friends teased him all night and said he smelled like shoe.

[Slippy]

Oh, God. I was kidding. That's scary about your son. Did you straight up ask him what was going on? Maybe his friends teased him all night and said he smelled like shoe.

Of course I straight-up asked him. I'll give him this: he was honest.

He admitted.

He fudged about a couple of things, but he gave everything up, in utter honesty.

I've called all of the other parents that need to know.

I just think 13 is WAY too young........but by the stats I've read here, maybe I'm just naieve.

[Popeye Saavedra]

Of course I straight-up asked him. I'll give him this: he was honest.

He admitted.

He fudged about a couple of things, but he gave everything up, in utter honesty.

I've called all of the other parents that need to know.

I just think 13 is WAY too young........but by the stats I've read here, maybe I'm just naieve.

Now all his friends are gonna kick his ass for ratting on them. Remind me to never rob a bank with your son. He WILL fold under questioning.

[Slippy]

Now all his friends are gonna kick his ass for ratting on them. Remind me to never rob a bank with your son. He WILL fold under questioning.

His buddy's mom is WAY scarier than I am. And yes, I called her, and his father. (kinda hard when every kid is handled by 2 parents, split up.......but I called both of them individually)

And btw: stay away from my son, you freak. I'd rather have him smoke than hang out with the likes of you.

[SouthernListen]

Now all his friends are gonna kick his ass for ratting on them. Remind me to never rob a bank with your son. He WILL fold under questioning.

I made the mistake of fessing up to my parents when caught drunk. They didn't tell anybody. But my evil Ferris Bueller's sister-like brother went to school and told everyone who'd listen that I named names. That was a fun rest of the school year. I don't feel bad about beating him up in college now.

[FOXXXONE]

I had hoodlum cousins that started me early on a lot of shit . I was smoking weed and cigarettes by 12 .

[Slippy]

I can not specify. Statute of limitations has not run out yet.

Nobody believes you're still in your 20's. Bullshit.

I had hoodlum cousins that started me early on a lot of shit . I was smoking weed and cigarettes by 12 .

dear god

[Slippy]

Okay now I'm going to admit the hard part.

I let my 13 year old go out for an hour tonight, to the park. AN HOUR........'cause it still gets dark fairly early.

Boy came home - on time - but immediately went upstairs and sprayed himself with cologne.

[DarkFriday]

Okay now I'm going to admit the hard part.

I let my 13 year old go out for an hour tonight, to the park. AN HOUR........'cause it still gets dark fairly early.

Boy came home - on time - but immediately went upstairs and sprayed himself with cologne.

When he comes home with glitter all over himself, then you need to have a talk

[Splash]

Okay now I'm going to admit the hard part.

I let my 13 year old go out for an hour tonight, to the park. AN HOUR........'cause it still gets dark fairly early.

Boy came home - on time - but immediately went upstairs and sprayed himself with cologne.

He sounds Italian

[DarkFriday]

He sounds Italian

You know...I work on my hair a long time and you hit it...he hits my hair!

[Popeye Saavedra]

He sounds Italian

No, he bathed today.

[hoochieking]

Okay now I'm going to admit the hard part.

I let my 13 year old go out for an hour tonight, to the park. AN HOUR........'cause it still gets dark fairly early.

Boy came home - on time - but immediately went upstairs and sprayed himself with cologne.

What a horribly boring reveal :zzz:

[Slippy]

What a horribly boring reveal :zzz:

I was pretty traumatized.

Kids shouldn't try that shit at 13, for fuck's sake.

[Popeye Saavedra]

I was pretty traumatized.

Kids shouldn't try that shit at 13, for fuck's sake.

Chronic masturbation leads to smoking. You should have seen the warning signs.

[SouthernListen]

Booze - 14
Pot - 15
A night in jail - 15
driving - 16
"pep" Pill - 17
Intercourse w/ girlfriend -17
Living alone from parents 18
Steroids - 19
A corporate job 24
Biking - 25
Motorycle riding 26
Self-employment - 28
Running - 28
Online dating 32
Threesome with two young ladies 34
Home ownership 36
Knee treatments 39
Gave up Running - 40
Arthritis "pills" - 41
Keurig K cup coffee - 45
Propecia - 46
One of those "pill organizers"
chronic pain pills -47
Sleeping pills -47
no longer lifting weights - 48
Fracture walking boot-49
Napping -49
Tested "just for men" on beard -49

I'm sensing a pattern here.