This thread is going to bite me in the ass...............but it's happening...

[ClamSkull7]

You're a good mom, Slippy. Got this 'first' out of the way...at least.

[Popeye Saavedra]

Of course I straight-up asked him. I'll give him this: he was honest.

He admitted.

He fudged about a couple of things, but he gave everything up, in utter honesty.

I've called all of the other parents that need to know.

I just think 13 is WAY too young........but by the stats I've read here, maybe I'm just naieve.

Now all his friends are gonna kick his ass for ratting on them. Remind me to never rob a bank with your son. He WILL fold under questioning.

[DarkFriday]

Ohhhhhhhhhh hell, he's so grounded he'll be lucky to see half of the summer.

And all the toilets in this house will be spic and span.

I had a vasectomy when I was 23 and have never regretted it for a second.

Parenthood was not for me

[Slippy]

Now all his friends are gonna kick his ass for ratting on them. Remind me to never rob a bank with your son. He WILL fold under questioning.

His buddy's mom is WAY scarier than I am. And yes, I called her, and his father. (kinda hard when every kid is handled by 2 parents, split up.......but I called both of them individually)

And btw: stay away from my son, you freak. I'd rather have him smoke than hang out with the likes of you.

[hoochieking]

Okay now I'm going to admit the hard part.

I let my 13 year old go out for an hour tonight, to the park. AN HOUR........'cause it still gets dark fairly early.

Boy came home - on time - but immediately went upstairs and sprayed himself with cologne.

What a horribly boring reveal :zzz:

[Slippy]

I had a vasectomy when I was 23 and have never regretted it for a second.

Parenthood was not for me

I admire that you knew that about yourself.

Lots of guys just make a shitload of kids and never look back, instead of being as responsible as you were.

[Slippy]

What a horribly boring reveal :zzz:

I was pretty traumatized.

Kids shouldn't try that shit at 13, for fuck's sake.

[Popeye Saavedra]

I had a vasectomy when I was 23

Da fuck?

[Mack]

15 for me, booze and pussy. All in the same semester!

Whoa!!

Bob's back?!?

[Popeye Saavedra]

I was pretty traumatized.

Kids shouldn't try that shit at 13, for fuck's sake.

Chronic masturbation leads to smoking. You should have seen the warning signs.

[Mr. Clutch]

What was your experience with opium like?

Insane yo, Tha Kid aint neva done Heroin but tha Niggas Tha Kid smoked Opium wif said shit closest to Heroin a nigga could eva get.. shit mad relaxing an if available madmad times.. hooked fo life yo... Only shit Tha Kid could compare shit too would be tha one time nigga gotsted Dilaudid

[Gwarn1]

Chew (skoal bandits)12
beer 14
weed 16
virginity 18
anal sex 23
anal sex with a woman 24

[DarkFriday]

I admire that you knew that about yourself.

Lots of guys just make a shitload of kids and never look back, instead of being as responsible as you were.

I knew very early in life what I could and could not do.

Being someones father just isn't for me.

Da fuck?

True dat

[Gwarn1]

Wait what did junior do?

[Billy]

Insane yo, Tha Kid aint neva done Heroin but tha Niggas Tha Kid smoked Opium wif said shit closest to Heroin a nigga could eva get.. shit mad relaxing an if available madmad times.. hooked fo life yo... Only shit Tha Kid could compare shit too would be tha one time nigga gotsted Dilaudid

Opium does not even come close to dilaudid.

[Mack]

chewing 12

drinking 12 and regularly by 14

smoking bowls 13 and chronic by 14

got laid at 14

started dropping hits and eating shrooms @ 15

ah fuck... 15:

blasting rails
smoking heroin
any pill I could gank....

[The Cunt]

n/a

[Mr. Clutch]

Opium does not even come close to dilaudid.

Nigga plz Tha Kid aint say they equal.. said tha closest shit he done son.. relax nigga aint nobody questionin tha shit yo ass went thru... Peachy aksed a question.. Tha Kid answered.. aint no need ta always one up a nigga dat yo sichuation was worster..

nigga mad insecure yo

[Air Florida]

I tried reading this thread 15 minutes ago and paid dearly

[Billy]

Nigga plz Tha Kid aint say they equal.. said tha closest shit he done son.. relax nigga aint nobody questionin tha shit yo ass went thru... Peachy aksed a question.. Tha Kid answered.. aint no need ta always one up a nigga dat yo sichuation was worster..

nigga mad insecure yo

Calm down.