This thread is going to bite me in the ass...............but it's happening...

[ClamSkull7]

Wanna have a sexy pillow fight, Slippy?

[Popeye Saavedra]

I wish I knew Slippy when she was 16. She sounds like she was a lot of fun.

[Satori Brah]

I just ordered some insanely awesome kettle bells today . My girl has used them for years and I have for a while as well now .

nice.....what kg are they?

[DarkFriday]

Okay now I'm going to admit the hard part.

I let my 13 year old go out for an hour tonight, to the park. AN HOUR........'cause it still gets dark fairly early.

Boy came home - on time - but immediately went upstairs and sprayed himself with cologne.

When he comes home with glitter all over himself, then you need to have a talk

[Mr. Clutch]

14 fo booze and cigs

16 fo weed and pussy yo

17 fo acid yo

18 fo anal wit da girfriend

22 fo pills.. vikes percs somas

24 fo coke on tha end of a cig neva snorted it

25 fo opium

[DarkFriday]

I wish I knew Slippy when she was 16. She sounds like she was a lot of fun.

[Slippy]

No kid or adult comes home, races upstairs and puts on cologne, unless they are hiding something.

I didn't notice for a few minutes because I made a roast the smelled the shit out of the house, and was making him up a plate..........but as soon as I noticed, I gave him the "sniff-test".

Sure enough, his hand smelled like a cigarette. You cannot miss that smell.

Goddamnit.

[Splash]

Okay now I'm going to admit the hard part.

I let my 13 year old go out for an hour tonight, to the park. AN HOUR........'cause it still gets dark fairly early.

Boy came home - on time - but immediately went upstairs and sprayed himself with cologne.

He sounds Italian

[ClamSkull7]

Oh, God. I was kidding. That's scary about your son. Did you straight up ask him what was going on? Maybe his friends teased him all night and said he smelled like shoe.

[Just Peachy]

Alcohol at 14, then didn't try it again until 17. Most of the time it was just beer.
Period at 14. (Had to throw that in here for Slippy)
Pot at 19. (Did it about 10 times total in my life).
Another substance at 20. I did it twice and then never again.

No cigarettes. No kids yet.

[Slippy]

I wish I knew Slippy when she was 16. She sounds like she was a lot of fun.

I was a nutjob.

I'm "normal" now.

[DarkFriday]

He sounds Italian

You know...I work on my hair a long time and you hit it...he hits my hair!

[Popeye Saavedra]

He sounds Italian

No, he bathed today.

[FOXXXONE]

nice.....what kg are they?

its actually lbs for these ones . They only have 36lb available right now .

[DarkFriday]

Alcohol at 14, then didn't try it again until 17. Most of the time it was just beer.
Period at 14. (Had to throw that in here for Slippy)
Pot at 19. (Did it about 10 times total in my life).
Another substance at 20. I did it twice and then never again.

No cigarettes. No kids yet.

[Just Peachy]

14 fo booze and cigs

16 fo weed and pussy yo

17 fo acid yo

18 fo anal wit da girfriend

22 fo pills.. vikes percs somas

24 fo coke on tha end of a cig neva snorted it

25 fo opium

What was your experience with opium like?

[Popeye Saavedra]

No kid or adult comes home, races upstairs and puts on cologne, unless they are hiding something.

I didn't notice for a few minutes because I made a roast the smelled the shit out of the house, and was making him up a plate..........but as soon as I noticed, I gave him the "sniff-test".

Sure enough, his hand smelled like a cigarette. You cannot miss that smell.

Goddamnit.

So how did you handle this? Is he grounded or something?

[jackie the jerk]

I was 14 when my virginity was taken by my 12 year old girlfriend.

She wasnt a virgin

No drugs

A very short period of Whiskey as a 16 year old, havent drank anything since.

[Slippy]

Oh, God. I was kidding. That's scary about your son. Did you straight up ask him what was going on? Maybe his friends teased him all night and said he smelled like shoe.

Of course I straight-up asked him. I'll give him this: he was honest.

He admitted.

He fudged about a couple of things, but he gave everything up, in utter honesty.

I've called all of the other parents that need to know.

I just think 13 is WAY too young........but by the stats I've read here, maybe I'm just naieve.

[Slippy]

So how did you handle this? Is he grounded or something?

Ohhhhhhhhhh hell, he's so grounded he'll be lucky to see half of the summer.

And all the toilets in this house will be spic and span.