Elmo says smoke some crystal meth, take poppers and fuck while the chauffer jacks off

[Brokenbad]

Who has to clean up the disgusting mess of Muppet gravy?

'You know Robin, cleanup is easy with Smittens and Fresh And Sexy wipes."

[sstressed]

i'm sure people used to comment about how sweet and caring he was around young males.


stupid cows.

[Joe Rogan]

Clash developed an interest in puppetry at an early age, inspired by children's shows like Kukla, Fran and Ollie and Sesame Street. He made his first puppet, a version of Mickey Mouse, at the age of 10.^[2] When he was twelve, he created a monkey puppet out of the lining of his father's coat.^[3] His first performances were for his mother's daycare children.^[4]
By the time he was a teenager, he had built almost 90 puppets, which he based upon commercials, popular music, and his friends.<sup>[

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kevin_Clash


At 12 years old I was selling programmed DTV cards to all my father's business associates and had my own bank account from the earnings. This fruit was building puppets by the dozens. No wonder he grew up to be a creepy junkie faeg.</sup>

[Missypooh RN]

i'm sure people used to comment about how sweet and caring he was around young males.


stupid cows.

Can you imagine how the hippies that run Sesame Street must be reeling right now?? TOTAL buzz kill, this Elmo-inappropriate sex with minors-drugs-thing..

[ohmicah]

Can you imagine how the hippies that run Sesame Street must be reeling right now?? TOTAL buzz kill, this Elmo-inappropriate sex with minors-drugs-thing..

Remember when inappropriate sex with minors used to be called child molestation?

[Missypooh RN]

Remember when inappropriate sex with minors used to be called child molestation?

Yeah! We're even P.C. about pedophiles now....!

Good point, micah...

[nearly.normal]

And how much money do these plaintiffs think a dude who had his hand up the ass of a muppet actually made?

Not sure how accurate this site is /// but 12 mil

http://www.celebritynetworth.com/richest-celebrities/kevin-clash-net-worth/

"What is Kevin Clash's salary for voicing Elmo? Kevin Clash's exact Elmo salary is not known but most of the big name Sesame Street actors earn between $300,000 and $500,000 per year. According to their 2011 tax releases, Sesame Street paid Carol Spinney, the actor who plays Big Bird, $314,072. Clash was not listed on the same tax release but as an executive producer he is paid a handsome cut of the profits that Elmo makes each year in addition to his base salary. That includes merchandise and DVD sales."

[sstressed]

Remember when inappropriate sex with minors used to be called child molestation?

old fashioned ideas like that are why this country is so horrible.

in progressive america, nothing is bad if it's good for you.

[FlaFlaFlunkie]

Not sure how accurate this site is /// but 12 mil

http://www.celebritynetworth.com/richest-celebrities/kevin-clash-net-worth/

"What is Kevin Clash's salary for voicing Elmo? Kevin Clash's exact Elmo salary is not known but most of the big name Sesame Street actors earn between $300,000 and $500,000 per year. According to their 2011 tax releases, Sesame Street paid Carol Spinney, the actor who plays Big Bird, $314,072. Clash was not listed on the same tax release but as an executive producer he is paid a handsome cut of the profits that Elmo makes each year in addition to his base salary. That includes merchandise and DVD sales."

Whoa.

Who knew?!