Elmo says smoke some crystal meth, take poppers and fuck while the chauffer jacks off

**SleepingWarrior** · 03-20-2013, 05:22 PM

http://tv.yahoo.com/news/elmo-puppet...203506116.html

By Tim Kenneally
LOS ANGELES (TheWrap.com) - Kevin Clash has found more on the hands that he once used to manipulate beloved Muppet Elmo.
Former "Sesame Street" puppeteer Clash, who stepped down last year amid allegations that he'd had sex with underage males, now has a fourth lawsuit against him. And this time he's accused of holding a "crystal meth sex party" with the plaintiff.
In the new suit, filed in U.S. District Court in Pennsylvania on Monday, Sheldon Stevens claims that he met Clash in 2004 at "a social networking event for models and actors."
According to the suit, Clash later "lured: Stevens from Pennsylvania to New York "for sexual encounters," which the pair began engaging in when Stephens was 16.
During one such encounter, the suit claims, a male chauffeur drove the pair to the chauffeur's apartment, where "they had a crystal meth sex party."
"While in the apartment, Clash smoked crystal meth while engaging in sexual activity with Sheldon. Clash also gave Sheldon 'poppers' as a sexual aide," the lawsuit reads. "While Clash had sexual contact with Sheldon, the chauffeur watched and masturbated."

**KillVampires** · 03-20-2013, 05:33 PM

Yeah....when this first broke the PC liberal loons said that this was a homophobic witch hunt. That he was losing his job and outed as gay and it was homophia run rampant. Now? This guy is taking the Ted Haggard route. Fagging it up on crystal meth while leaving a family values life. Pretty fucking hilarious.

**WillyBest** · 03-20-2013, 05:33 PM

Originally Posted by SleepingWarrior

http://tv.yahoo.com/news/elmo-puppet...203506116.html

By Tim Kenneally
LOS ANGELES (TheWrap.com) - Kevin Clash has found more on the hands that he once used to manipulate beloved Muppet Elmo.
Former "Sesame Street" puppeteer Clash, who stepped down last year amid allegations that he'd had sex with underage males, now has a fourth lawsuit against him. And this time he's accused of holding a "crystal meth sex party" with the plaintiff.
In the new suit, filed in U.S. District Court in Pennsylvania on Monday, Sheldon Stevens claims that he met Clash in 2004 at "a social networking event for models and actors."
According to the suit, Clash later "lured: Stevens from Pennsylvania to New York "for sexual encounters," which the pair began engaging in when Stephens was 16.
During one such encounter, the suit claims, a male chauffeur drove the pair to the chauffeur's apartment, where "they had a crystal meth sex party."
"While in the apartment, Clash smoked crystal meth while engaging in sexual activity with Sheldon. Clash also gave Sheldon 'poppers' as a sexual aide," the lawsuit reads. "While Clash had sexual contact with Sheldon, the chauffeur watched and masturbated."

"The chauffeur?" I hope it was Ronnie...

**BrerJimmy** · 03-20-2013, 05:35 PM

Lemme shove my fist up your ass and show you what it's like to be Elmo.

**MyLazyHand** · 03-20-2013, 05:46 PM

I don't know what "Queer" means in politically correct terms, but I have a feeling this is it.

Shame on you for not accepting his lifestyle. You are terrible people for judging him.

**BrerJimmy** · 03-20-2013, 05:57 PM

Originally Posted by MyLazyHand

I don't know what "Queer" means in politically correct terms, but I have a feeling this is it.

Shame on you for not accepting his lifestyle. You are terrible people for judging him.

Queer's almost the same thing as gay, except there's more meth, puppets, and masturbating limo drivers.

**Spazzmatazz** · 03-20-2013, 05:59 PM

**MyLazyHand** · 03-20-2013, 06:03 PM

Who has to clean up the disgusting mess of Muppet gravy?

**SleepingWarrior** · 03-20-2013, 06:06 PM

Originally Posted by MyLazyHand

Who has to clean up the disgusting mess of Muppet gravy?

**Brokenbad** · 03-21-2013, 05:21 AM

Originally Posted by MyLazyHand

Who has to clean up the disgusting mess of Muppet gravy?

'You know Robin, cleanup is easy with Smittens and Fresh And Sexy wipes."

**MyLazyHand** · 03-20-2013, 06:08 PM

The driver will not handle my bags until he washes his hands and gives me a reach-around.

Fuckin' homos and their parties.

**R.P. McMurphy** · 03-20-2013, 06:12 PM

...isint this the second time the same guy sued him? any statue of limitations on a crime in 2004 has gotta be up by now no?

**FlaFlaFlunkie** · 03-20-2013, 07:30 PM

Originally Posted by R.P. McMurphy

... any statue of limitations on a crime in 2004 has gotta be up by now no?

And how much money do these plaintiffs think a dude who had his hand up the ass of a muppet actually made?

He's practically judgment-proof at this point, isn't he?

**SleepingWarrior** · 03-20-2013, 08:31 PM

Originally Posted by FlaFlaFlunkie

And how much money do these plaintiffs think a dude who had his hand up the ass of a muppet actually made?

He's practically judgment-proof at this point, isn't he?

Regardless ya gotta get a chuckle out of the alleged actions on creativity alone if its just a scam lawsuit. The addition of a third party is actually what has me believing this one a bit more. Always could be people seeing green in the water but eventually ya gotta start seeing a possible pattern. Dismissing this shit in the Catholic Church and at Penn State were rightfully called heinously wrong so we should be a bit more vigilant and inquisitive when these allegations are happening in numbers against one individual should we not? Only seems prudent.

**R.P. McMurphy** · 03-20-2013, 08:49 PM

Originally Posted by FlaFlaFlunkie

And how much money do these plaintiffs think a dude who had his hand up the ass of a muppet actually made?

He's practically judgment-proof at this point, isn't he?

...nothing recent or within limitations has been filed yet, looks like he skated.

**nearly.normal** · 03-21-2013, 08:06 AM

Originally Posted by FlaFlaFlunkie

And how much money do these plaintiffs think a dude who had his hand up the ass of a muppet actually made?

Not sure how accurate this site is /// but 12 mil

http://www.celebritynetworth.com/richest-celebrities/kevin-clash-net-worth/

"What is Kevin Clash's salary for voicing Elmo? Kevin Clash's exact Elmo salary is not known but most of the big name Sesame Street actors earn between $300,000 and $500,000 per year. According to their 2011 tax releases, Sesame Street paid Carol Spinney, the actor who plays Big Bird, $314,072. Clash was not listed on the same tax release but as an executive producer he is paid a handsome cut of the profits that Elmo makes each year in addition to his base salary. That includes merchandise and DVD sales."

**FlaFlaFlunkie** · 03-21-2013, 08:28 AM

Originally Posted by nearly.normal

Not sure how accurate this site is /// but 12 mil

http://www.celebritynetworth.com/richest-celebrities/kevin-clash-net-worth/

"What is Kevin Clash's salary for voicing Elmo? Kevin Clash's exact Elmo salary is not known but most of the big name Sesame Street actors earn between $300,000 and $500,000 per year. According to their 2011 tax releases, Sesame Street paid Carol Spinney, the actor who plays Big Bird, $314,072. Clash was not listed on the same tax release but as an executive producer he is paid a handsome cut of the profits that Elmo makes each year in addition to his base salary. That includes merchandise and DVD sales."

Whoa.

Who knew?!

**FishySausage** · 03-20-2013, 07:27 PM

When I saw the documentary about him a long time ago I knew he was a pervert.
How could he think he could live this double life and never get found out?