Guess who's getting a speeding ticket?

**DarkFriday** · 03-20-2013, 03:15 PM

Originally Posted by Schmoopy

**fletchman71** · 03-20-2013, 03:16 PM

Originally Posted by FlaFlaFlunkie

...which is completely retarded...

Our great ex-gov Rod Blago came up with that one. It used to be an extra $150 fine if you were caught speeding when there was actual construction work going on but now all they have to do is throw a few orange cones on the side of the road and it becomes a construction zone.

**eliasbboy** · 03-20-2013, 03:38 PM

Originally Posted by Mlaw

you should make some pens with the police logo, pass them out when you get pulled over

I was wishing I had one on me the minute I saw the lights.

**FlaFlaFlunkie** · 03-20-2013, 03:41 PM

Just this afternoon, I was going straight through a T-intersection and a school bus was stopped at, what I thought was the stop sign. It was only when I was halfway past the bus I noticed the bus driver had her flashing red lights on.

The thing is, it was late afternoon and those school buses don't have the flashing red lights on the sides; you can only see the flashing lights if you're behind it or approaching its front.

I was thinking, man! That would've been a nasty ticket to fight in court.

**FlaFlaFlunkie** · 03-20-2013, 03:42 PM

...or worse. I could've hit some rug rat who thought it was cool for him to run through the intersection since the bus driver had her flashing red lights on.

**Dream Theater** · 03-20-2013, 03:43 PM

Originally Posted by TagMan

Ask him if its illegal to post pictures on a board without permission of their owner if the picture was posted elsewhere first.

**DarkFriday** · 03-20-2013, 03:46 PM

Originally Posted by eliasbboy

I was wishing I had one on me the minute I saw the lights.

Don't get sassy with the man

**zhukov** · 03-20-2013, 03:47 PM

Originally Posted by eliasbboy

I was wishing I had one on me the minute I saw the lights.

I'd get that prison pen concept into production stat

**Dream Theater** · 03-20-2013, 03:49 PM

Originally Posted by eliasbboy

I tried that.

He called me a shit mult and slapped me.

**Jack-A-Roe** · 03-20-2013, 03:50 PM

Originally Posted by eliasbboy

Fuck!!!!!

I went up to Massachusetts for a job training, long day. 10 hours of bullshit where you sit in a chair. On my way home Im going 80-85, I was zoning out. I see the red and blue lights flashing, I pull over near an exit. The cop was actually cool, he asks if I saw him when I sped past him, No Sir I didnt, its been a long day and I just want to get home. Then he asks why I pulled over near an exit, I said " to be honest I dont get pulled over often, once I saw your lights i went to the right side of the road". He was a good cop, told me to keep it under 80 and be more cautious. not all cops are power hungry.