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    When you go to the barber, what kind of look do you ask for?

    I always ask for the "ALF"



    I say "Hey Ronnie, gimme the ALF again"

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    Im the leader of the catholic church. I dont go to the barber. The barber comes to me

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    Keep Calm and Fak U
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    3 on top, 1 on sides
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    What are you dropping for supper, HAL?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pope Francis View Post
    Im the leader of the catholic church. I dont go to the barber. The barber comes to me
    Moopy will hunt you down

    He's an "Ace" mult detective aka Mult Dick

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    you don't get a choice with my barber.

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    Grab 'em in the biscuits
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    3 on sides and back..block the back and trim the top and bring sideburns up to mid ear.
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    Brules senses the suck in you
    "Would I rather be feared or loved? Um... Easy, both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me. " - Michael Scott

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    Yeah but what look?

    Like say, hey, gimme the Joey from Friends haircut please.

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    I ask for the Pete rose

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    everytime i find a barber who cuts my hair exactly how i want, the next time i go he's not there and i end up getting a so so cut that is always too short.

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    Straight fade.
    And none of that high top military shit either
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    crack isn't funny
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    Im not bullshitting bro. spam and harass me in my thread like that again and you know what will happen.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Double Blizz View Post
    Straight fade.
    And none of that high top military shit either
    Ask for the Kid n Play

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pope Francis View Post
    Im the leader of the catholic church. I dont go to the barber. The barber comes to me
    ever shit in the woods?

    be honest

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    the Donald Trump is a good look

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    Quote Originally Posted by Swayze View Post
    Ask for the Kid n Play
    I'm thinking of the Swayze moms bush look next time.
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    crack isn't funny
    Quote Originally Posted by garypagetwo View Post
    Im not bullshitting bro. spam and harass me in my thread like that again and you know what will happen.

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    I cut my own hair
    Friendship isn't about whom you have known the longest... It's about who came and never left your side.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Billy View Post
    I cut my own hair
    Idiot

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    Quote Originally Posted by Swayze View Post
    Idiot
    no
    Friendship isn't about whom you have known the longest... It's about who came and never left your side.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Billy View Post
    no
    Sorry I didn't really mean that Bill.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SIPAWITZ View Post
    I ask for the Pete rose
    I went to a place one time and asked for the "Moe" and they gave me a "Pete Rose."

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    Quote Originally Posted by sstressed View Post
    everytime i find a barber who cuts my hair exactly how i want, the next time i go he's not there and i end up getting a so so cut that is always too short.
    Fucking A right. This happened to me Monday


    Next time someone gets it right, I hope I remember to take a pic and write down which clippers and shit.
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    It's the millennium. It's OK to hate the niggers again
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    Hitler was a liberal; National Socialist Party

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