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  1. 03-20-2013, 09:26 AM #1
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    Remember getting into fist fights over "your mama" jokes?

    man. them were some fighting words back in the day. the dumbest thing ever. kids would pound each other for a "your mama" joke.
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  2. 03-20-2013, 09:27 AM #2
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    Uhhhh......no.
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  3. 03-20-2013, 09:28 AM #3
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    Quote Originally Posted by TagMan View Post
    Uhhhh......no.
    sorry. this thread is for people whos moms didnt abandon them at birth
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    Your mama jokes made you mad and fight?
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    Im not bullshitting bro. spam and harass me in my thread like that again and you know what will happen.
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  5. 03-20-2013, 09:29 AM #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by Double Blizz View Post
    Your mama jokes made you mad and fight?
    yes
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  6. 03-20-2013, 09:29 AM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by AnimalGod View Post
    Had 2 bean burritos from taco bell extra onion jalapenos and extra red sauce. Cheap healthy and delicious.
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  7. 03-20-2013, 09:30 AM #7
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    [ghp]Yo mamma so fat she looked like Shiv in a mugshot[/ghp]
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    I only wish I was abandoned by my mother......therefore, not fighting words.
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  9. 03-20-2013, 09:31 AM #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by jackie the jerk View Post
    [ghp]Yo mamma so fat she looked like Shiv in a mugshot[/ghp]
    you motherfucker
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  10. 03-20-2013, 09:34 AM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shivettez View Post
    you motherfucker
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    Quote Originally Posted by AnimalGod View Post
    Had 2 bean burritos from taco bell extra onion jalapenos and extra red sauce. Cheap healthy and delicious.
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    i used to sell crack when i was a kid
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  13. 03-20-2013, 09:41 AM #13
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    lot of mother haters in this thread
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    I remember a fist fight in 6th grade.

    This kid had this little water balloon (un-blown-up), like half the size of your pinky and goes, here's a condom made just for you.

    In hindsight, I can admit was a perfect sight gag and he nailed a great joke but we still threw down.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shivettez View Post
    sorry. this thread is for people whos moms didnt abandon them at birth











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    Quote Originally Posted by jackie the jerk View Post
    [ghp]Yo mamma so fat she looked like Shiv in a mugshot[/ghp]
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    people fought over yo mama jokes? that was just some stupid shit people threw back and forth. Isn't that the point?
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  18. 03-20-2013, 11:13 AM #18
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shivettez View Post
    sorry. this thread is for people whos moms didnt abandon them at birth
    The day you give your heart to Jesus, He will set you free.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mack View Post











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  20. 03-20-2013, 11:24 AM #20
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    Quote Originally Posted by GHP
    your mama got more zits on her chin than shiv after a DUI!
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    you people are assholes. except for Potato.
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    I'll take the balls and head and you can have the shaft.
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    I'm pro-potato!!!!!
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