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    Quote Originally Posted by nightshift View Post
    umm

    no
    What makes a woman physically attractive to you?

    Describe slowly.

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    Quote Originally Posted by nightshift View Post
    no

    im always fh
    My head is one big lump of scar tissue now.

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    Along with my sleep aide I'm eating mac and cheese w/ green beans and peanut butter on toast. Also I out in Casualites of War.
    Last edited by artiesoffspring; 03-20-2013 at 03:53 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by flathead View Post
    My head is one big lump of scar tissue now.
    Now you don't need them brain buckets no more.
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    Don't be a fucking retard

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    now i know :)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Vyb View Post
    What makes a woman physically attractive to you?

    Describe slowly.
    i was not hitting on her

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    Quote Originally Posted by nightshift View Post
    i was not hitting on her
    Silly things like the truth do not matter in situations such as these...

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    Quote Originally Posted by artiesoffspring View Post
    Along with my sleep aide I'm eating mac and cheese w/ green beans and Leanut butter on toast. Also I out in Casualites of War.
    thats some combo

    :barf:

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    Quote Originally Posted by nightshift View Post
    thats some combo

    :barf:
    I ate a whole can of Van Dekamp's pork and beans a few hours ago.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Neesie View Post
    Silly things like the truth do not matter in situations such as these...


    thanks for reminding me

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    Quote Originally Posted by nightshift View Post
    i was not hitting on her
    But you would have if she were hot?

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    Quote Originally Posted by artiesoffspring View Post
    I ate a whole can of Van Dekamp's pork and beans a few hours ago.
    oh no

    :urp:

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    Quote Originally Posted by nightshift View Post
    oh no

    :urp:
    He's gonna ERUPT any minute now...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vyb View Post
    But you would have if she were hot?
    lets save alot of time here-

    just make something up if you need a story


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    Quote Originally Posted by nightshift View Post
    oh no

    :urp:
    I eat some obscure shit sometimes. And gain no weight.
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    Don't be a fucking retard

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    Quote Originally Posted by nightshift View Post
    lets save alot of time here-

    just make something up if you need a story

    They pretty much do that anyway.

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    Quote Originally Posted by nightshift View Post
    lets save alot of time here-

    just make something up if you need a story

    She was Colombian... Looked like Sophia Vergara... When she repeated back... Caramel Machiata she took extra time to roll the r in caramel on her tongue while batting her eyelashes at you...


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    Quote Originally Posted by Neesie View Post
    He's gonna ERUPT any minute now...
    If this sleep aide doesn't kick in soon I'll be opening a can of Bumble Bee.
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    Quote Originally Posted by artiesoffspring View Post
    If this sleep aide doesn't kick in soon I'll be opening a can of Bumble Bee.
    Perhaps the reason you cannot sleep is that your body is too busy trying to process the concoction that's already roiling around in your gullet. Just sayin'

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    Quote Originally Posted by Neesie View Post
    Perhaps the reason you cannot sleep is that your body is too busy trying to process the concoction that's already roiling around in your gullet. Just sayin'
    I'm sure it's part of it. But there are other factors.
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    Quote Originally Posted by artiesoffspring View Post
    If this sleep aide doesn't kick in soon I'll be opening a can of Bumble Bee.
    just wash it down with drano


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