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  1. 03-20-2013, 05:37 AM #21
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    Slippy I'd eat your pussy so good you would do whatever I told you to do.
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    less words, more tits and ass..
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    BECAUSE EVERYONE IS SAYING THE STEAK IS SHITTY OH MY FUCKING GOD POPEYE I'M GOING TO KILL YOU IN REAL LIFE I'm getting a headache
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  2. 03-20-2013, 05:45 AM #22
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    I have a rule: you cook, clean and smd

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    Quote Originally Posted by Slippy View Post
    If I cook, you clean, damnit.

    I'm not your bitch.
    Fuck all that. Let's just go out.
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  4. 03-20-2013, 06:25 AM #24
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    Quote Originally Posted by Slippy View Post
    If I cook, you clean, damnit.

    I'm not your bitch.
    Was he at work all day while you were at home?
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    you people are assholes. except for Potato.
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    I'll take the balls and head and you can have the shaft.
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    I'm pro-potato!!!!!
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  5. 03-20-2013, 06:26 AM #25
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    Did you make a big mess, dirtying lots of pots and pans?
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    you people are assholes. except for Potato.
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    I'll take the balls and head and you can have the shaft.
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    I'm pro-potato!!!!!
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  6. 03-20-2013, 06:27 AM #26
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    Did you make something he likes?
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    you people are assholes. except for Potato.
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    I'll take the balls and head and you can have the shaft.
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    I'm pro-potato!!!!!
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  7. 03-20-2013, 08:00 AM #27
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    I've got a rule: do whatever the hell you want to. If i start telling someone they have to do something, then I'm a cunt.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Slippy View Post
    If I cook, you clean, damnit.

    I'm not your bitch.
    My pimp hand disagrees.
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    The first thing were gonna do is acknowledge that Chaos is awesome.Fakes his own death in a spectacular fashion, pushes a guy out of an airplane WHILE HE'S FLYING IT, and now he's run off with a hooker that's half his age. That's some badass shit.
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  9. 03-20-2013, 08:29 AM #29
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    Quote Originally Posted by Johnnykstaint View Post
    I've got a rule: do whatever the hell you want to. If i start telling someone they have to do something, then I'm a cunt.
    Some people really do need to be told though. Just the way it is.

    My wife is that way. I feel like I'm a parent sometimes. I have to remind her that things need to be done or just so them myself. I don't have time to do everything myself. It's not a big deal. Pretty much adjusted to the roles. It's not like I'm telling her to do things while I sit and drink beer. I'm just the one giving the direction. HNIC.
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    you people are assholes. except for Potato.
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    I'll take the balls and head and you can have the shaft.
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    I'm pro-potato!!!!!
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  10. 03-20-2013, 09:33 AM #30
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Potato Head View Post
    Some people really do need to be told though. Just the way it is.

    My wife is that way. I feel like I'm a parent sometimes. I have to remind her that things need to be done or just so them myself. I don't have time to do everything myself. It's not a big deal. Pretty much adjusted to the roles. It's not like I'm telling her to do things while I sit and drink beer. I'm just the one giving the direction. HNIC.
    I think most folks should just live on their own.
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  11. 03-20-2013, 10:18 AM #31
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    Quote Originally Posted by Slippy View Post
    If I cook, you clean, damnit.

    I'm not your bitch.
    this is how domestic violence begins. If you start the job Slippy you have to finish it.
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  12. 03-20-2013, 10:26 AM #32
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    Paper plates, problem solved.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SIPAWITZ View Post
    Wait...who the hell does dishes anymore...don't third world counties have dishwashers
    I think my cleaning lady is actually from a third world country, so yes
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  14. 03-20-2013, 10:36 AM #34
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    in this thread Mary Magdalene herself pretending she made him wait a full year
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    If we both are gainfully employed, that is a reasonable break up of the work. If one is a home maker, the job description includes both cooking and cleaning.
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  16. 03-20-2013, 02:44 PM #36
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