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  1. 03-20-2013, 12:27 AM #1
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    I have a rule.

    If I cook, you clean, damnit.

    I'm not your bitch.
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  2. 03-20-2013, 12:29 AM #2
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    Quit being a cunt and just give him his big piece of chicken...
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    Quote Originally Posted by gilaet View Post
    What are you dropping for supper, HAL?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Slippy View Post
    If I cook, you clean, damnit.

    I'm not your bitch.
    You may not be his bitch, but bitch, you're mine.
    Club Teeney.
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    Don't be a fucking retard
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    You can all suck my distended anal warts.

    If I cook.............you goddamn clean.

    End of story.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Slippy View Post
    You can all suck my distended anal warts.

    If I cook.............you goddamn clean.

    End of story.
    It better goddamn well taste good then...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Slippy View Post
    You can all suck my distended anal warts.

    If I cook.............you goddamn clean.

    End of story.
    Can I bang you in the back of my uncle's '55 Nomad?
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  8. 03-20-2013, 12:37 AM #8
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    Schlippy boils pig anus and demands you scrub her pots... fuck that.
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    Quote Originally Posted by LonghornJ View Post
    It better goddamn well taste good then...
    I promise. And if you do the cooking - I'll do all the damn dishes.

    I've seen some of your smoked meat...................

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    Can I bang you in the back of my uncle's '55 Nomad?
    I have no problems with Nomads, I'm not racist.

    But no.
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  10. 03-20-2013, 02:11 AM #10
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    Make me a sandwich, bitch.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Slippy View Post
    If I cook, you clean, damnit.

    I'm not your bitch.
    Sorry, if you're lucky enough to be getting my dick you're doing both. Bitch!
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    Most great cooks /chefs......cook and clean at the same time
    Just saying
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    Hey! We just had distended anal warts LAST Night!
    Thank Obama
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    Quote Originally Posted by Slippy View Post
    If I cook, you clean, damnit.

    I'm not your bitch.
    I would agree with this OP, with the exception of the most scintillating part.

    You see, I am your bitch.
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    Congrats.
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    Wait...who the hell does dishes anymore...don't third world counties have dishwashers
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    Quote Originally Posted by Slippy View Post
    If I cook, you clean, damnit.

    I'm not your bitch.
    I can see now that we're going to have a problem, Slippy.
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  19. 03-20-2013, 04:49 AM #19
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    Quote Originally Posted by Slippy View Post
    You can all suck my distended anal warts.

    If I cook.............you goddamn clean.

    End of story.
    its so hard to load a dishwasher?
    ok, who writes "goo goo at a at a, fukin jew heeb"?
    "fuckyoubigot i dont like you're sig" "repeated annoying comments"
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    Quote Originally Posted by SIPAWITZ View Post
    Wait...who the hell does dishes anymore...don't third world counties have dishwashers
    Canada

    /thread
    ok, who writes "goo goo at a at a, fukin jew heeb"?
    "fuckyoubigot i dont like you're sig" "repeated annoying comments"
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