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  1. #61
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    I have been out on many a date with age appropriate women who, if they put just a wee bit of effort into their appearance would be attractive, (slightly more updated clothing, fix their hair) but they opt for the dowdy, Aunt Bee look and I find myself continuing my search. I know I am no prize, so I am realistic in my appraisals.
    Stop Hitting Alert Gary!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lemmy View Post
    My wife looks better than she did when I met her over 17 years ago. Buncha miserable assholes up in here.
    i bet shes your best friend & you give her full body massages after sex... & you eat tofu
    I hate being bipolar, its awesome.

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    Quote Originally Posted by stripes View Post
    i bet shes your best friend & you give her full body massages after sex... & you eat tofu
    Just because your are a miserable POS with your life/choices doesn't mean everyone else is. She is my best friend. She's also a vegetarian that cooks me steaks and I clean horse stalls, for her horses, when I get home at midnight after being a "hero" all day. Our sex life is just dandy after 17 years as well......the fact that Mrs. Stripes became disgusted by you and cut you off or left your pathetic ass isn't my problem. If you missed it or I wasn't clear in the other thread GFYS.

    BTW......if you believe my rant means that you hurt my feelings don't flatter yourself.......I'm just bored at the moment.
    Last edited by Lemmy; 03-21-2013 at 08:42 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lemmy View Post
    She is my best friend. .
    It saddens me when a guy says this. One of the greatest things I could wish for someone is to have a lifelong friend who has been through all the wars with you since you were a kid. It is rare that a woman is that person. No woman should replace that person if you are lucky enough to have one.

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    we keep the lights down low but I admit she has done an admirable job of keepin her shit pretty tight. still our sex is like fucking clockwork. all the usual go to moves. they work but rinse wash repeat.
    I also am a heavy matsurbator

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    Quote Originally Posted by jokeland View Post
    It saddens me when a guy says this. One of the greatest things I could wish for someone is to have a lifelong friend who has been through all the wars with you since you were a kid. It is rare that a woman is that person. No woman should replace that person if you are lucky enough to have one.
    I know this wasn't meant just for me but.....

    Just through time and life happenings I don't really have any childhood type buddies left that I am close with. Also, I'm kind of an ass and tend to kick peeps to the curb and hold grudges when they do "non-friend" shit as well. I'm pretty close with a few work partners that I've had over the years. I tend to just have a few buddies and that's enough for me.

    I just happen to have an awesome wife and we get along great so no reason to be saddened.
    Last edited by Lemmy; 03-21-2013 at 08:43 AM.

  7. #67
    Quote Originally Posted by 2Manboobs View Post
    What specific steps have you taken to address the emotional sadness & loss of attraction you've experienced as a result of your wife's naturally occurring backslide in physical appearance/attractiveness ?...

    How are you able to see past the ravishings of age & residual bodily-damage leftover from childbirth?

    Please share your success stories:


    I never got married.

    They never get older than early 30's for me.

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    I was just messin' with ya. you can start any threads you want to Dave.
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    He's dave. He's a legend.

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    When I look at my wife I'm reminded of all the sacrifices she went through to bring our son into the world. She lost her sense of taste for almost 2 years from some compklication from the spinal they gave her for the c section. And her hand still ache from her wrist swelling up but she still goes to work to help pay the bills. Sure she put on some extra weight but she deserves all the love and respect a person can get. ... Plus her ass can really take a pounding after it spread out some.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Daveindiego View Post
    I never got married.

    They never get older than early 30's for me.



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    Quote Originally Posted by 2Manboobs View Post
    Is that Mrs. 2manboobs?

    Did you have to buy 3 airline seats to Bora Bora?
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    I was just messin' with ya. you can start any threads you want to Dave.
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    He's dave. He's a legend.

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    She appears to be in her early 300's.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Snork View Post
    When I look at my wife I'm reminded of all the sacrifices she went through to bring our son into the world. She lost her sense of taste for almost 2 years from some compklication from the spinal they gave her for the c section. And her hand still ache from her wrist swelling up but she still goes to work to help pay the bills. Sure she put on some extra weight but she deserves all the love and respect a person can get. ... Plus her ass can really take a pounding after it spread out some.
    Stop Hitting Alert Gary!

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    Are those deer ticks or piercings on her face?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Daveindiego View Post
    Is that Mrs. 2manboobs?

    Did you have to buy 3 airline seats to Bora Bora?


    No, someone posted this pic of the chick you took to the last Phish show ... Word on the street is even she took off on you after she found out that you're still living in the ghetto, & wouldn't be able to lavish her in her accustomed Fast Food lifestyle....

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    Quote Originally Posted by 2Manboobs View Post
    No, someone posted this pic of the chick you took to the last Phish show ... Word on the street is even she took off on you after she found out that you're still living in the ghetto, & wouldn't be able to lavish her in her accustomed Fast Food lifestyle....

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