The degradation of your wifes physical prowess, as a result of aging & childbirth

[Toothdecay]

Somehow it works

[Toothdecay]

That doesn't seem to be the case... you could be spending the fruits of your labor on some money grubbing harlot and keeping your wife in the lurch...

You're obviously a frustrated no game having fuckface that chooses to project some image of success on these boards that doesn't ring true... life lesson dipshit, be nice to your wife. She's the only person on on this planet that will tolerate you and even pretend to desire getting your dick wet.

Act accordingly.

Yer one angry redneck

[LonghornJ]

Yer one angry redneck

I hear you smell bad.

[Scott]

My wife gets carded when we go out. People think I'm her father and her daughter is her sister.

[Toothdecay]

I hear you smell bad.

Yeah I said that, onions

[Toothdecay]

My wife gets carded when we go out. People think I'm her father and her daughter is her sister.

Dude I get carded and look old as fuck it's what they do at every restaurant and bar

[LonghornJ]

Dude I get carded and look old as fuck it's what they do at every restaurant and bar

Prob because you look like an illegal... or terrorist.

[Scott]

Dude I get carded and look old as fuck it's what they do at every restaurant and bar

They just want to make sure you're not a fugitive.

[Slippy]

I just figured you were fucking a fat guy and making excuses regarding his "reach"

That's all

I can see how you might think that. I'm a sarcastic fuck.

But no............it took him a year to get into my pants. The small shoes and stature didn't help the guy out at all.

Now I KNOW that it's not true what they say about a man's shoes. Except for the sock thing.

[artiesoffspring]

My wife gets carded when we go out. People think I'm her father and her daughter is her sister.

Hell yeah, bro!

[2Manboobs]

That doesn't seem to be the case... you could be spending the fruits of your labor on some money grubbing harlot and keeping your wife in the lurch...

You're obviously a frustrated no game having fuckface that chooses to project some image of success on these boards that doesn't ring true... life lesson dipshit, be nice to your wife. She's the only person on on this planet that will tolerate you and even pretend to desire getting your dick wet.

Act accordingly.

...Eeeesh. Someones got some pent up frustration.... I've been pretty honest about my past failures & success here.. I don't obsesses about it, and I don't brag about. It simply is what it is....If its ever brought up, its almost invariably brought up by someone other than myself..... And, I'm no longer married, so I don't have to worry about such drivel... I have no doubt I'll take the plunge again within the next 5 years, and I'll "be nice to my wife" then....While I continue playing the field, looking for Mrs Right, you may want to consider seeking some help in dealing with that pent up anger you've got brewing. That'll bite you in the ass here pretty quick if you don't address it....

[Slippy]

...Eeeesh. Someones got some pent up frustration.... I've been pretty honest about my past failures & success here.. I don't obsesses about it, and I don't brag about. It simply is what it is....If its ever brought up, its almost invariably brought up by someone other than myself..... And, I'm no longer married, so I don't have to worry about such drivel... I have no doubt I'll take the plunge again within the next 5 years, and I'll "be nice to my wife" then....While I continue playing the field, looking for Mrs Right, you may want to consider seeking some help in dealing with that pent up anger you've got brewing. That'll bite you in the ass here pretty quick if you don't address it....

dude............it's quarter to 3 in the morning...........please, less words and spaced further apart

[Toothdecay]

Prob because you look like an illegal... or terrorist.

Reps

They just want to make sure you're not a fugitive.

Not possible from my expired license

[LonghornJ]

...Eeeesh. Someones got some pent up frustration.... I've been pretty honest about my past failures & success here.. I don't obsesses about it, and I don't brag about. It simply is what it is....If its ever brought up, its almost invariably brought up by someone other than myself..... And, I'm no longer married, so I don't have to worry about such drivel... I have no doubt I'll take the plunge again within the next 5 years, and I'll "be nice to my wife" then....While I continue playing the field, looking for Mrs Right, you may want to consider seeking some help in dealing with that pent up anger you've got brewing. That'll bite you in the ass here pretty quick if you don't address it....

Slow down chief... I give zero fucks about your situation, and it certainly does not pertain to mine.

Keep your dick dry... you seem good at it, and the world is probably a better place for it. Congrats.

Now kindly go fuck your own face.

[2Manboobs]

I can see how you might think that. I'm a sarcastic fuck.

But no............it took him a year to get into my pants. The small shoes and stature didn't help the guy out at all.

Now I KNOW that it's not true what they say about a man's shoes. Except for the sock thing.

A year??? Are you guys both practicing Christians, or were you just not dating each other seriously?? .. That's pretty abnormal in today's environment..... The shoe size thing is an old wives-tale.. I wear a size 13 shoe, but I ain't packing anywhere near something comparable in the britches ...

[artiesoffspring]

Slow down chief... I give zero fucks about your situation, and it certainly does not pertain to mine.

Keep your dick dry... you seem good at it, and the world is probably a better place for it. Congrats.

Now kindly go fuck your own face.

I tried to fuck my own face once. Threw out my back.

[2Manboobs]

Slow down chief... I give zero fucks about your situation, and it certainly does not pertain to mine.

Keep your dick dry... you seem good at it, and the world is probably a better place for it. Congrats.

Now kindly go fuck your own face.

I was not soliciting your concern, trust me. Your opinion is irrelevant to my life...... Mine was more of a general concern for you. You appear to be clearly living a life of intense bitterness & anger. Don't know what brought you to that place, nor do I care to know... But you should speak with a professional about it before you have a stroke or other similar detrimental health event ... God bless

[Toothdecay]

I was not soliciting your concern, trust me. Your opinion is irrelevant to my life...... Mine was more of a general concern for you. You appear to be clearly living a life of intense bitterness & anger. Don't know what brought you to that place, nor do I care to know... But you should speak with a professional about it before you have a stroke or other similar detrimental health event ... God bless

Remember when NWO ran you off SFN and then you came back with a mult and we all knew it was you and you ran away again, that was funny stuff

[2Manboobs]

dude............it's quarter to 3 in the morning...........please, less words and spaced further apart

I'm on West Coast time...

[2Manboobs]

Remember when NWO ran you off SFN and then you came back with a mult and we all knew it was you and you ran away again, that was funny stuff

The NWO ran me off?? ...I do recall several people who "claimed" to be grown heterosexual men taking over a Howard Stern message board as they pretended to be wrestlers themselves, had 'faux' wrestling matches with each other, and how their disturbing 'homosexual vibe' permeated the rest of the board (causing all the normal, heterosexual people to leave)... That's my recollection... Why, were you one of the homosexual 'faux' wrestlers?