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    Quote Originally Posted by Toothdecay View Post
    Why are the woman not naked and fingering there assholes
    i type with my toes

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    It's only 10:10, idiot.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mack View Post
    the Canadian version airs here, too
    I have decided I love him.

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    Quote Originally Posted by acagirl98 View Post
    i type with my toes

    leaves a hand avail for slippers
    mind blown

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    Quote Originally Posted by acagirl98 View Post
    i type with my toes

    leaves a hand avail for slippers
    Thank you for keeping your hand available for me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by acagirl98 View Post
    I have decided I love him.
    yeah?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Westerberg View Post
    It's only 10:10, idiot.
    eastern time would blow donkey wieners

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    Quote Originally Posted by Westerberg View Post
    It's only 10:10, idiot.
    You're 3 hours behind.

    Just so you know..........nothing bad happens in the next 3 hours. It's peaceful.

    You're welcome for keeping you updated with advance notice.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mack View Post
    eastern time would blow donkey wieners
    It really does... I grew up in the Central time zone and it just makes sense to me.

    Who the fuck would stay up until 11:35pm for Leno's monologue?

    Never made sense to me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mack View Post
    eastern time would blow donkey wieners
    No god dammned doubt my friend.
    Quote Originally Posted by Slippy View Post
    You're 3 hours behind.

    Just so you know..........nothing bad happens in the next 3 hours. It's peaceful.

    You're welcome for keeping you updated with advance notice.
    You're a regular Emmet Brown over here.

    Thanks dear, I'm happy to know I have a few hours of smooth sailing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mack View Post
    eastern time would blow donkey wieners
    Eastern time sucks granny asshole. Monday night football ends past midnight. What a fucked up schedule

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    Quote Originally Posted by Westerberg View Post
    You're a regular Emmet Brown over here.

    Thanks dear, I'm happy to know I have a few hours of smooth sailing.
    I can't lie.............I have no fucking CLUE who Emmet Brown is.

    Enjoy your smooth sailing, sweetpea! And FYI, the last few minutes between this post and my last were also uneventful. Your future is bright.
    Quote Originally Posted by Mrs Selfestitle

    You are one cool motha fucker Slip
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    Quote Originally Posted by Slippy View Post
    I can't lie.............I have no fucking CLUE who Emmet Brown is.

    Enjoy your smooth sailing, sweetpea! And FYI, the last few minutes between this post and my last were also uneventful. Your future is bright.
    He was Doc in Back to the Future, a movie about time travel. heh

    Great news!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Westerberg View Post
    He was Doc in Back to the Future, a movie about time travel. heh

    Great news!
    The Doc????

    My bad! I should have known that one.
    Quote Originally Posted by Mrs Selfestitle

    You are one cool motha fucker Slip
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    Quote Originally Posted by Westerberg View Post
    He was Doc in Back to the Future, a movie about time travel. heh

    Great news!
    Great Scott! Marty, we've gotta go back to 1955!!
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    Don't be a fucking retard
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    Quote Originally Posted by Slippy View Post
    The Doc????

    My bad! I should have known that one.
    Come on slip what's wrong with you

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    Quote Originally Posted by Slippy View Post
    The Doc????

    My bad! I should have known that one.
    You really fucked it all up this time.

    You can fix this tho. Trust me, you can.

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