when i was a kid i could piss super far thru my little weiner

[dinkus mayhem]

now my little weiner doesn't get anywhere close to that distance anymore.

[Napoleon V]

Can u shoot ropes?

[BrulesRules]

Kaguls are an important part of any exercise program.

[dinkus mayhem]

Can u shoot ropes?

if i don't jerk off for a couple days.

so...no.

[Pope Francis]

I can vouche for his little kiddie wienner. Very cute

[dinkus mayhem]

Kaguls are an important part of any exercise program.

i'm trying to figure out if it's because the tube is bigger so more pee comes out at once, thereby decreasing pressure, thereby decreasing distance, or if it's because my bladder isn't as elastic as it use to be. but i swear to christ i could pee 10 feet when i was little with my little weiner.

[dinkus mayhem]

I can vouche for his little kiddie wienner. Very cute

thanks bro. i mean, pop.

[BrulesRules]

i'm trying to figure out if it's because the tube is bigger so more pee comes out at once, thereby decreasing pressure, thereby decreasing distance, or if it's because my bladder isn't as elastic as it use to be. but i swear to christ i could pee 10 feet when i was little with my little weiner.

It's also a symptom of an enlarged prostate gland

[nazdrowie]

[acagirl98]

interesting. the older I get the farther I can squirt

[BrulesRules]

it's pretty sad but I can tell when one of my coworkers is at the urinal because his stream is so loud sounds like he is chipping the porcelain. I can be in the stall and tell it's him.

[TonyJax]

interesting. the older I get the farther I can squirt

Pix please.

[Pope Francis]

interesting. the older I get the farther I can squirt

Jezebel

[dinkus mayhem]

interesting. the older I get the farther I can squirt

not to be rude, but it sounds like your vagina might be getting tighter.

it's pretty sad but I can tell when one of my coworkers is at the urinal because his stream is so loud sounds like he is chipping the porcelain. I can be in the stall and tell it's him.

i still piss a solid stream, but it just doesn't get the distance it used to. i walked back from the urinal today at work while i was pissing and i only got about 2 or 2 1/2 feet away before i would a missed.

but it doesn't dribble out like an old man with a giant prostate.

[Double Blizz]

it's pretty sad but I can tell when one of my coworkers is at the urinal because his stream is so loud sounds like he is chipping the porcelain. I can be in the stall and tell it's him.

[BrulesRules]

but it doesn't dribble out like an old man with a giant prostate.

Don't bring DaveInDiego into this

[FatKidSullivan]

You gotta pinch the tip and let pressure build up if you wanna get that distance.

[Stew Nod]

i'm trying to figure out if it's because the tube is bigger so more pee comes out at once, thereby decreasing pressure, thereby decreasing distance, or if it's because my bladder isn't as elastic as it use to be. but i swear to christ i could pee 10 feet when i was little with my little weiner.

aging prostate

[Stew Nod]

LOL

[dinkus mayhem]

i really think it's because the aretha gets so much bigger that more piss comes out at once now that my little weiner is a slightly less-little weiner (barely).