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    I'm not dead

    Chriza didn't kill me.


    I'm just being held captive by him in a warehouse and I finally earned internet privileges.

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    I lost the pool tho. Turns out Chriza doesn't even have a crawlspace.

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    I used to be insane.
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    Header, I need to see a pic of your naked ass just to be sure.
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    less words, more tits and ass..
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    BECAUSE EVERYONE IS SAYING THE STEAK IS SHITTY OH MY FUCKING GOD POPEYE I'M GOING TO KILL YOU IN REAL LIFE I'm getting a headache

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    Hi
    fuck you bud!
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    I'm getting a boner just thinking about Mandingo's black snake moan.

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    team hal rides dicks

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    Quote Originally Posted by headerheader View Post
    Chriza didn't kill me.


    I'm just being held captive by him in a warehouse and I finally earned internet privileges.
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    Baltimore Bloat.
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    Très paresseux à mon avis.

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    Quote Originally Posted by baltimore mike View Post
    fuck you bud!
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    Baltimore Bloat.
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    Très paresseux à mon avis.

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    turns out he meant "in the bed"
    The day you give your heart to Jesus, He will set you free.

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    bro likes young boys
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    I'm getting a boner just thinking about Mandingo's black snake moan.

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    team hal rides dicks

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    Quote Originally Posted by baltimore mike View Post
    bro likes young boys
    Ask Header if she likes bbc
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    What are you dropping for supper, HAL?

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    She's undead don't trust her
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    What are you dropping for supper, HAL?

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    Quote Originally Posted by baltimore mike View Post
    bro likes young boys
    Stop projecting!

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    Baltimore Bloat.
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    Très paresseux à mon avis.

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    Grab 'em in the biscuits
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    You've been dead to me since you got those bangs
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    Brules senses the suck in you
    "Would I rather be feared or loved? Um... Easy, both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me. " - Michael Scott

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    Quote Originally Posted by BrulesRules View Post
    You've been dead to me since you got those bangs
    I'm not a big fan of bangs either, but with an ass like that, she could shave her head for all I care.
    Quote Originally Posted by nazdrowie View Post
    less words, more tits and ass..
    Quote Originally Posted by Chriza View Post
    BECAUSE EVERYONE IS SAYING THE STEAK IS SHITTY OH MY FUCKING GOD POPEYE I'M GOING TO KILL YOU IN REAL LIFE I'm getting a headache

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chriza View Post
    Ask Header if she likes bbc
    Ok I'm fucking leaving again

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    Quote Originally Posted by headerheader View Post
    Ok I'm fucking leaving again
    mad at chriza?

    know some secret he doesn't want let out?

    The day you give your heart to Jesus, He will set you free.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BrulesRules View Post
    You've been dead to me since you got those bangs
    Not that I give two shits BUT they have grown out. I don't wear them down hardly ever.

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    Quote Originally Posted by headerheader View Post
    Not that I give two shits BUT they have grown out. I don't wear them down hardly ever.
    Post a recent pic please.
    Quote Originally Posted by nazdrowie View Post
    less words, more tits and ass..
    Quote Originally Posted by Chriza View Post
    BECAUSE EVERYONE IS SAYING THE STEAK IS SHITTY OH MY FUCKING GOD POPEYE I'M GOING TO KILL YOU IN REAL LIFE I'm getting a headache

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