when i was a kid i could piss super far thru my little weiner

[Wesmantooth]

I'd piss all over the wall facing the toilet if'n I did that, it is. I have to piss a little to get my weiner to go down.

Sounds like trying to piss w a hard on. That's always a fun time. Reminds me of the scene w Jim Carey from me myself and Irene where he is pissing on the wall

[Popeye Saavedra]

Bunch of old fuckers in this thread reminiscing about the days when they could piss straight.

[Daveindiego]

Sounds like trying to piss w a hard on. That's always a fun time. Reminds me of the scene w Jim Carey from me myself and Irene where he is pissing on the wall

Once again, another use for the shower.

It's awesome to be a man.

[Jim J Jiblets]

Once again, another use for the shower.

It's awesome to be a man.

You are right, it is awesome to be a man. But a real man will take a wife.

Remember that, David.

[Scott]

I sit down to pee at night bc I don't want to turn on the light and I don't want to piss all over the place. It is

I should have done that a few weeks ago. I had a micturition syncope when I got up to pee. Hit my head on the toilet and was unconcious for 3 minutes.

[Napoleon V]

[Scott]

Hey let's not turn this thread into an outlet for your sick fetishes!

[HeinousMark]

I sit down to pee at night bc I don't want to turn on the light and I don't want to piss all over the place. It is

Yep. It's a beautiful thing.....




To the OP: You reminded me of an incident when I was about 13...Me and a neighborhood buddy were climbing up in a tree in his backyard, god knows why, and his little bro is running around the yard, about 3 or 4yo... next thing ya know the little fucker is trying to piss on us, and he's getting at least 7 feet up the tree trunk, giggling maniacally the whole time....it was fucking bizarre....

[DrSublux]

I knew a guy that could piss over a VW bug. Lengthwise. It was uncanny.