Breaking News: AGT desperate for audiences lowers age and changes tickets...

**Bye You!** · 03-20-2013, 08:41 AM

Originally Posted by ricardo1020

Just got four tickets (which = 40 people) for today's 12:00 pm taping. All I need to do now is to get to Texas from Florida and round up 39 of San Antonio's most desperately bored homeless population.

**Wise2That** · 03-20-2013, 08:56 AM

Slip Shot

**Tom Doyers** · 03-20-2013, 09:10 AM

Originally Posted by Rodney21a

Looks like Attendance in San Antonio is down too. I got tickets didn't go and then they sent me this Email.

Fixed:

**JoeyG** · 03-20-2013, 09:10 AM

Robin, they only sold 2500 tickets, but they could bring 10 people per ticket, so there were really 25000 people there. I get a bonus, right, Robin?

**zerokarma** · 03-20-2013, 09:23 AM

They should get homeless people to fill the seats.

**Snotty** · 03-20-2013, 09:38 AM

Originally Posted by Nemo

please.....be on the lookout for pictures and local news coverage.

Wiggy the attention whore wants to be asked about replacing Leno.
No surprise Team Wig planted this story now.
Howard instructed Janks to attack the media with the fake Leno story at the end of Tuesdays show.

All of his "Pay Attention to this" Bullshit yesterday was pathetic...........I loved the chick who was saying anyone but Hamptons......."He makes me uncomfortable in my own living room" I'd love to have seen his face when he heard that..................................

**Ruffypup** · 03-20-2013, 11:01 AM

Lest never forget San Antonio is the 8th largest city in the United States.

**GaryPuppet** · 03-20-2013, 11:02 AM

**shani3** · 03-20-2013, 01:02 PM

Originally Posted by GaryPuppet

Wait a minute--there's something wrong with this picture; why aren't these people yelling "How-ARD! How-ARD! How-ARD!"?

And kudos again to Gary_Puppet for the relentless ball-busting!

**killallposers** · 03-20-2013, 01:07 PM

Originally Posted by shani3

Wait a minute--there's something wrong with this picture; why aren't these people yelling "How-ARD! How-ARD! How-ARD!"?

And kudos again to Gary_Puppet for the relentless ball-busting!

and where are all the WE LOVE AMERICA'S JUDGE signs? hell, his wife's not even there. she's off kissing another pig.

**Snotty** · 03-20-2013, 01:12 PM

Originally Posted by GaryPuppet

He looks like he's miserable..................Good!!

**Rodney21a** · 03-20-2013, 01:23 PM

Nobody Knows Howard Stern In San Antonio. In the 90's he got as far as austin and you could hear it on a clear day if you lived on the far northeast side. Nobody I know here who has satalite radio listens to howard because the only thing they know of him was his E show and that was very niche. Of course he is miserable some kid probably said. "who is the scary walking pelican man mommy?"

**ZeroZed** · 03-20-2013, 01:51 PM

I went to a Killers of Comedy show in S.A. back in 2007 (?)...they sold out 2 shows back then. Most of the people in the show I went to knew the performers (Rev Bob, Sal, Beet, Iron Sheik, & Shuli). But there were about 1/3 who just got drug along (I took somebody who had no idea who anybody was). Since XM is the only platform being currently sold, and since you have to know and pay extra for the Best of Sirius package, and since most new subscribers coming in are through new car sales (that only offer XM), it is highly doubtful that many people are listening in S.A. or anywhere else in the US for that matter.

Damn, that was a run-on sentence.