CLACKAMAS, Ore. (AP) — An Oregon cleaning worker was killed when he fell into a running blender at a meat-processing plant, the Clackamas County Sheriff’s Office said.
Deputy Nate Thompson identified the worker as Hugo Avalos-Chanon, 41, of Portland. He worked for DCS Sanitation Management, a cleaning company that has a contract with Interstate Meat Distributors.
Paramedics and sheriff’s deputies were called around 11:45 p.m. Friday, after Avalos-Chanon was found entangled in the machinery. Another worker had hit an emergency stop button, but it was too late, Thompson said. Firefighters returned the following day to dismantle the machine and remove the body.
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04-30-2013, 05:26 PM #1Duke of Douchebags
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Worker dies in blender at Oregon meat plant
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04-30-2013, 05:27 PM #2Pressing the Reset Button
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What do you call one Mexican in a meat grinder?
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04-30-2013, 05:32 PM #3Maverick
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This is a Grade A story!
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04-30-2013, 05:33 PM #4Pressing the Reset Button
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Hear that phone ringing? It's the President calling to congratulate you on being gay.
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04-30-2013, 05:35 PM #5DS Supporter
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...ok so better get your ground beef now. im going to see who this company distributes to.
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04-30-2013, 05:44 PM #6Duke of Douchebags
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Originally Posted by R.P. McMurphy
no way.. eating a taco with real Mexican meat ....mmmm .mmm good
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04-30-2013, 05:46 PM #7Outlaw
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Nacho Originally Posted by MyLazyHand
GrandeGrinde.Howard is a Vomit.
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04-30-2013, 05:50 PM #8Bar Fly
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"Mexicans don't grieve!"
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Originally Posted by 922Wine
"Mexicans don't grieve!"
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look for that special blend of dark meat at your local grocery.
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Now is one of those times I wish the gore edict hadn't been issued...
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04-30-2013, 05:59 PM #12Duke of Douchebags
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Originally Posted by Chimney Portions
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04-30-2013, 06:00 PM #13Maverick
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I wonder if the FDA has restrictions on how much Mexican can be included in your ground beef like rat shit or cockroach legs
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04-30-2013, 06:01 PM #14Bar Fly
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Meh. Just turn into soup.
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For me, one Mexican messing with my meat is too much. Originally Posted by BrerJimmy
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04-30-2013, 06:03 PM #17Maverick
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/racist on Originally Posted by BrerJimmy
Is there a difference between a Mexican and rat shit/cockroach legs?
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Good news to all you Pacific Northwesterners, Oregon just lost its Mexican.
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Rat shit doesn't scream when it falls into a meat grinder. Originally Posted by Beth143nacho
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04-30-2013, 06:06 PM #20Maverick
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