Beth learning to lie?

**Jon Hein is God** · 03-19-2013, 05:11 PM

**MatthewT** · 03-19-2013, 05:12 PM

uh, she's been lying for 13 years

**BethSucks** · 03-19-2013, 05:13 PM

She wouldn't have needed the ghostwiter for that one

**mape** · 03-19-2013, 05:14 PM

Her hand looks like that of an 80 yr old.....eewghh!

**Missypooh RN** · 03-19-2013, 05:15 PM

C'mon...the FIRST lie is that she actually READS BOOKS!

**Vashier** · 03-19-2013, 05:18 PM

That's a cassette holder for the audio book

**Ruffypup** · 03-19-2013, 05:26 PM

**Isobel** · 03-20-2013, 02:40 AM

Her next book to read

**Jon Hein is God** · 03-20-2013, 03:59 AM

Kelly Oxford is kinda of a big deal. anybody heard of her?

**Chuck Kongo** · 03-20-2013, 04:13 AM

Originally Posted by Jon Hein is God

I'll bet that's the picture pop-up book version of it!

No f'ing way is Beff gonna read a bunch of stupid words!

**tv910** · 03-20-2013, 04:39 AM

Learning to lie? She's already quite good at it - she has Wiggy convinced she's in love with him.

**Nemo** · 03-20-2013, 04:50 AM

Howard fought for black cock when he and Beth crafted the fake bag-of-dildos story. Beth wanted to make them white. She thought black cock might drive down her asking price.

**newcastlefan** · 03-20-2013, 05:27 AM

Originally Posted by Jon Hein is God

Kelly Oxford is kinda of a big deal. anybody heard of her?

yeah. when i first thought i might enjoy twitter i followed her. aside from learning about her husband and development deals, i learned that she repeatedly posts lines from her book as though they are original thoughts. sometimes i think she uses an A.I. program to post because when guys rip on her for being cute and on twitter w/o posting boobies (no, not me) she always responds with one of maybe 5 identical lines. She's a Chelsea Handler type, although she doesn't present herself as a recovering alkie whore.

**Jon Hein is God** · 03-20-2013, 05:46 AM

Originally Posted by Nemo

Howard fought for black cock when he and Beth crafted the fake bag-of-dildos story. Beth wanted to make them white. She thought black cock might drive down her asking price.

**1Vegasgirl** · 03-20-2013, 05:53 AM

Vinaigrette.

**Trophy Knife** · 03-20-2013, 06:41 AM

Originally Posted by BethSucks

She wouldn't have needed the ghostwriter for that one

Actually she would; not for the story, but for spelling, grammar, coherence and intelligibility.

One of many reasons:

"Do you know what I love I just showed it to my mom that self portrait picture that you took of yourself you should use that for I have an idea the next time your promoting something if something big were to happen and someone wants you for a cover you should do a self portrait of yourself because he’s really great that one photo you took I love I can see that as a cover it’s phenomenal. Wouldn’t that be a great idea?" — Beth0

**Beer Chugger** · 03-20-2013, 07:06 AM

Is it a pop up picture book? If not, who will read it to her- Consuela?

"Miss Beff, it say you need to lie to your man to get his money, but no give him sex".