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  1. 03-19-2013, 01:45 PM #81
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    Do you stop eating and growl if somebody approaches you when you're eating?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chriza View Post
    Okay
    That was a dud.
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  3. 03-19-2013, 01:47 PM #83
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    Quote Originally Posted by Schmoopy View Post
    Do you stop eating and growl if somebody approaches you when you're eating?
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    What are you dropping for supper, HAL?
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  4. 03-19-2013, 01:49 PM #84
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    god this chick loves herself
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    I'm getting a boner just thinking about Mandingo's black snake moan.

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    team hal rides dicks
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    Quote Originally Posted by baltimore mike View Post
    god this chick loves herself
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    What are you dropping for supper, HAL?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chriza View Post
    Do you REALLY think I could be in a food court and be thinking about sex?
    I have an answer for this....
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  7. 03-19-2013, 01:50 PM #87
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    Quote Originally Posted by headerheader View Post
    Chriza didn't kill me.


    I'm just being held captive by him in a warehouse and I finally earned internet privileges.
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    The first thing were gonna do is acknowledge that Chaos is awesome.Fakes his own death in a spectacular fashion, pushes a guy out of an airplane WHILE HE'S FLYING IT, and now he's run off with a hooker that's half his age. That's some badass shit.
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  8. 03-19-2013, 01:51 PM #88
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chriza View Post
    That isn't hairless.
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    i bet she had daddy issues
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    I'm getting a boner just thinking about Mandingo's black snake moan.

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    team hal rides dicks
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  10. 03-19-2013, 01:52 PM #90
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    Do you think Chriza looks like Ryan Gosling, Header?
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    Quote Originally Posted by baltimore mike View Post
    god this chick loves herself
    Between fucking you and loving herself. The choice is easy.
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    Baltimore Bloat.
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    Très paresseux à mon avis.
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  12. 03-19-2013, 01:53 PM #92
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    Quote Originally Posted by Schmoopy View Post
    Do you think Chriza looks like Ryan Gosling, Header?
    Shut up
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    What are you dropping for supper, HAL?
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  13. 03-19-2013, 01:54 PM #93
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nantrax View Post
    Between fucking you and loving herself. The choice is easy.
    wheres your pic?
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    I'm getting a boner just thinking about Mandingo's black snake moan.

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    team hal rides dicks
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  14. 03-19-2013, 01:56 PM #94
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chriza View Post
    Shut up
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    Header is a lovely girl. Stop being nasty to her.
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    Quote Originally Posted by baltimore mike View Post
    wheres your pic?
    La merde est juste devenue vraie!
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    Quote Originally Posted by P-B View Post
    Header is a lovely girl. Stop being nasty to her.
    I wubs mah Header
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    What are you dropping for supper, HAL?
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  18. 03-19-2013, 01:58 PM #98
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    schmoopy is it true you got rejected as an extra in east bound and down?
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    I'm getting a boner just thinking about Mandingo's black snake moan.

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    team hal rides dicks
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    Quote Originally Posted by baltimore mike View Post
    i bet she had daddy issues
    If her daddy is a mongoloid manatee, you got a chance.
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  20. 03-19-2013, 02:01 PM #100
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    Quote Originally Posted by baltimore mike View Post
    wheres your pic?
    Hidden somewhere because I am so ugly that people get cancer just by looking at it.

    Mike, drop a few pounds and girls like Heather will fuck you. I hope.....
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    Baltimore Bloat.
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