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    Quote Originally Posted by Nantrax View Post
    26 is the equivalent of 65 for Chriza.
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    What are you dropping for supper, HAL?

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    Quote Originally Posted by headerheader View Post
    Oh wow.


    Ummm... It's doing well?
    Glad to hear it.

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    And we wonder why Schmoopy is single.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chriza View Post
    ...I didn't say a word about her kid O_o
    "it's like picking up another man's game he put on pause"

    John 3:16

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    Quote Originally Posted by BrulesRules View Post
    I think Chriza has a gf now..he's getting ready to settle down.
    chick's been in school the last 21 years and only has a high school diploma
    John 3:16

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    Quote Originally Posted by MatthewT View Post
    "it's like picking up another man's game he put on pause"

    Well THAT was funny

    I once dated a girl who had 2 kids

    Obviously that doesn't bother me
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    What are you dropping for supper, HAL?

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    Quote Originally Posted by MatthewT View Post
    chick's been in school the last 21 years and only has a high school diploma
    Shut up you bald meerkat
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    What are you dropping for supper, HAL?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Schmoopy View Post
    Glad to hear it.

    Nuff said.

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    You two crazy kids just need to get together and fuck already.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chriza View Post
    Shut up you bald meerkat
    John 3:16

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    My thread is so gay

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    Quote Originally Posted by headerheader View Post
    My thread is so gay
    It's pretty faggy
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    What are you dropping for supper, HAL?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chriza View Post
    Shut up you bald meerkat

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    Quote Originally Posted by headerheader View Post
    My thread is so gay
    Why won't you fuck Chriza?

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    Quote Originally Posted by FatKidSullivan View Post
    Why won't you fuck Chriza?
    She gave him a HJ in the food court at the mall.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Schmoopy View Post
    She gave him a HJ in the food court at the mall.
    Do you REALLY think I could be in a food court and be thinking about sex?
    Quote Originally Posted by gilaet View Post
    What are you dropping for supper, HAL?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chriza View Post
    Do you REALLY think I could be in a food court and be thinking about sex?
    Eating is just like sex to you. It's probably better actually.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Schmoopy View Post
    Eating is just like sex to you. It's probably better actually.
    It really is
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    What are you dropping for supper, HAL?

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    A woman eating is definitely better than having sex with you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Schmoopy View Post
    A woman eating is definitely better than having sex with you.
    Okay
    Quote Originally Posted by gilaet View Post
    What are you dropping for supper, HAL?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chriza View Post
    Shut up you bald meerkat
    Quote Originally Posted by TonyJax View Post
    I would rather be passed around as a boy toy in prison then go to a mall.

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