I went upstairs to try to get a gym membership at Curves for Women cause I heard there were tons of hot horny housewives there but they started giving me trouble and discriminating against me saying females only. I called bullshit, handed them 40 dollars cash money and went in the changeroom and starting getting into my gym clothes.
Thats when the shit hit the fan. These butch dykes grabbed a hold of me while I was taking my pants off and they dragged me out by my feet and then a bunch of other dykes joined in and threw me over the railing and I landed directly onto the fruit table (bananas and oranges) and smashed the entire table flat and caused a huge scene. I wasn't really hurt though so I got the fuck up outta there and ran out, with my shirt and undies on, to my car and split.
My god that was unbelieably scary.
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03-19-2013, 10:37 AM #1Maverick
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Just got thrown over the balcony at Loblaws
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03-19-2013, 10:47 AM #2Douchebag Extraordinaire
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03-19-2013, 10:47 AM #3DS Supporter
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Fuckin dykes!
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03-19-2013, 10:48 AM #4ʞɔıɹǝʌɐW
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That's fucking horrible
You have the worst luck
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03-19-2013, 10:49 AM #5Maverick
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I'm shaking like a leaf right now
Its uncontrollable
I thought I'd escaped unscathed, however, the mental trauma is a lot worse than any physical pain I've endured over the years of being accosted. I dont think I"m gonna pull outta this one. PTSD
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03-19-2013, 10:49 AM #6DS Supporter
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I think you have a lawsuit against them. Get a hold of the great lawyer, Bob Loblaw and go after them for all they're worth!
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03-19-2013, 10:51 AM #7Maverick
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my prayers and well-wishes go out to your family during this tumultuous time
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03-19-2013, 10:52 AM #8Maverick
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I have messages into my attorney.
He goes by the name of Lawrence Oosterman
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03-19-2013, 10:53 AM #9GIMP Master
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"That's totally inappropriate. It's lewd, vesivius, salacious, outrageous!"
Originally Posted by Swayze
I went upstairs to try to get a gym membership at Curves for Women cause I heard there were tons of hot horny housewives there but they started giving me trouble and discriminating against me saying females only. I called bullshit, handed them 40 dollars cash money and went in the changeroom and starting getting into my gym clothes.
Thats when the shit hit the fan. These butch dykes grabbed a hold of me while I was taking my pants off and they dragged me out by my feet and then a bunch of other dykes joined in and threw me over the railing and I landed directly onto the fruit table (bananas and oranges) and smashed the entire table flat and caused a huge scene. I wasn't really hurt though so I got the fuck up outta there and ran out, with my shirt and undies on, to my car and split.
My god that was unbelieably scary.
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03-19-2013, 10:56 AM #10Brown
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Did you get the $40 back?
Friendship isn't about whom you have known the longest... It's about who came and never left your side.
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03-19-2013, 10:56 AM #11Maverick
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yeah moopy it really is
I'm glad you're on my side with this
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03-19-2013, 10:56 AM #12Maverick
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not yet... Originally Posted by Billy
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03-19-2013, 10:57 AM #13DS Supporter
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Did you see any hot milfs?
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03-19-2013, 10:58 AM #14Maverick
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my memory is a little fuzzy
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03-19-2013, 11:00 AM #15DS Supporter
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If Smoopy finds out this is a hoax he'll be MAD MAD.
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03-19-2013, 11:00 AM #16Douchebag Extraordinaire
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Were you bitten by a dog during this altercation as well?
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03-19-2013, 11:04 AM #17⠀⠀⠀⠀
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Just be thankful it wasn't an
urban mall....like that one in Atlanta with the "Nigga you GAY!" nigglets....
Originally Posted by GHP
It's the millennium. It's OK to hate the niggers again
Originally Posted by MatthewT
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03-19-2013, 12:11 PM #18Gonzo Weatherman
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Bob Loblaw lobs law bomb. Originally Posted by Lemmy
Preservation through destruction.
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03-19-2013, 01:38 PM #19DS Supporter
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Do you think they could have been horny for some dyke action from you
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03-19-2013, 01:44 PM #20The Legend Killer
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Tl/Dr-FU
Originally Posted by blairg
crack isn't funny
Originally Posted by garypagetwo
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