I went upstairs to try to get a gym membership at Curves for Women cause I heard there were tons of hot horny housewives there but they started giving me trouble and discriminating against me saying females only. I called bullshit, handed them 40 dollars cash money and went in the changeroom and starting getting into my gym clothes.
Thats when the shit hit the fan. These butch dykes grabbed a hold of me while I was taking my pants off and they dragged me out by my feet and then a bunch of other dykes joined in and threw me over the railing and I landed directly onto the fruit table (bananas and oranges) and smashed the entire table flat and caused a huge scene. I wasn't really hurt though so I got the fuck up outta there and ran out, with my shirt and undies on, to my car and split.
My god that was unbelieably scary.