What genetic component causes "Man" to smell his fingers after scratching his Balls

[Ralph]

I think they probably put some sort of lemony scent on top of the odor.

Is that what you use on that disaster of a vag u have?

[Lawsy]

My brother used to cough up tonsil stones then smash them between his fingers and smell them.

[Babs]

Much like how 'man' cannot sneeze without closing his eyes... or, how 'man' cannot hold his breathe long enough to die... What in 'mans' genetic coding requires him to have to smell his hand immediately after scratching his scrotum? ... Why was this feature incorporated into 'mans' original blueprinting?

Because you cant lick them like a dog.

[wigtropolis]

The need to cleanse oneself is certainly instinctual in the animal world....Therefore, its likely a safe bet that the same applies to Homo-Sapiens

And, NO one enjoys the smell of "ballsack" after a long day working in the sun...

Baseless presumption.

Not all animals instinctually clean themselves, Pigs like to roll in shit.

[2Manboobs]

I think they probably put some sort of lemony scent on top of the odor.

The Lemon scent is actually not a bad idea... That may extend the freshness a coupe of hours

[RH Goatcabin]

Much like how 'man' cannot sneeze without closing his eyes... or, how 'man' cannot hold his breathe long enough to die... What in 'mans' genetic coding requires him to have to smell his hand immediately after scratching his scrotum? ... Why was this feature incorporated into 'mans' original blueprinting?

You peaked with the "Cavity Clearing Booger" Thread. That was your best work.

[Schmoopy]

Who in the fuck does that? I've never done that!

[2Manboobs]

Baseless presumption.

Not all animals instinctually clean themselves, Pigs like to roll in shit.

The need to clean is inherent in Mammals & Primates... And, the affinity for mud is instinctual in Pigs ...If has a soothing agent and protects their skin from the Sun

[2Manboobs]

Who in the fuck does that? I've never done that!

You're a liar, AND a social pariah

[2Manboobs]

You peaked with the "Cavity Clearing Booger" Thread. That was your best work.

Due to my immense intelligence, my creative capability is vast .... More great things are just on the horizon

[2Manboobs]

Because you cant lick them like a dog.

That's a tired joke... I don't lick any part of my body to clean, let alone my scrotum

[Lawsy]

Who in the fuck does that? I've never done that!

Probably because anything you touch (oniony balls or otherwise) is going to smell like cigarettes anyway.

[Lawsy]

I want suggestions for workout songs but I'm too scared of looking like a loser (with a tiny penis) to make a thread.

[2Manboobs]

My brother used to cough up tonsil stones then smash them between his fingers and smell them.

Indeed... Pus pockets are much like natural Smelling Salts

[2Manboobs]

I want suggestions for workout songs but I'm too scared of looking like a loser (with a tiny penis) to make a thread.

You should first ask for advice on how to increase your self confidence (in another forum, of course.. You wont find much knowledge on that topic from the folks here)

[Schmoopy]

Probably because anything you touch (oniony balls or otherwise) is going to smell like cigarettes anyway.

You wanna piece of me, Meat?

[Schmoopy]

Your av's very racist IMO.

ALERT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Schmoopy]

I've put my finger in my ass crack and smelled my fingers afterwards but never after scratching my balls.

[Babs]

That's a tired joke... I don't lick any part of my body to clean, let alone my scrotum

You've never licked your fingers?

[Lawsy]

Indeed... Pus pockets are much like natural Smelling Salts

Ewwwww.
He once tried to smear one on me and it smelled like a big fat asshole.