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  1. 03-19-2013, 06:59 AM #1
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    I'm at the lawyers ready to close on my house

    And I need to blast a fart in the worst way

    USA!USA!

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  2. 03-19-2013, 07:01 AM #2
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    Shart!
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    blast away, they work for you & you're paying thro the ass.
    I hate being bipolar, its awesome.
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    Time to trade in those Sketchers my friend.
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  5. 03-19-2013, 08:35 AM #5
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    About a month ago I learned a hard lesson. I can't trust a fart anymore. I excused myself and took care if business.

    Also, my sketchers are only a few months old.

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  6. 03-19-2013, 08:37 AM #6
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    Congrats on the new home.
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    those look like the shoes of someone with Down Syndrome
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    Are your jean cuffs hiding the velcro straps?
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  9. 03-19-2013, 09:27 AM #9
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    Tough crowd
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  10. 03-19-2013, 09:29 AM #10
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  11. 03-19-2013, 09:31 AM #11
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    Just to keep you all updated on my day, I now own my first home and am at DMV taking my motorcycle permit test. Vroom vroom
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  12. 03-19-2013, 09:32 AM #12
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    Rooks rike you wore your good jeans for the signing.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chwizas Girl View Post
    Rooks rike you wore your good jeans for the signing.
    In fact I did
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  14. 03-19-2013, 09:38 AM #14
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dave View Post
    And I need to blast a fart in the worst way

    USA!USA!



    Palm-Bomb it and hurl it off to the side.. Then follow up with a faux-cough to get the air moving away from you
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  15. 03-19-2013, 09:41 AM #15
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dave View Post
    Just to keep you all updated on my day, I now own my first home and am at DMV taking my motorcycle permit test. Vroom vroom
    I know the feeling. You're now house-poor so all you can afford to drive is a little scooter. Good luck. I've owned homes for many years and worked my way up to a 92 Kia.
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