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  1. 03-19-2013, 06:45 AM #1
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    Beth makes a new friend...

    Please don't cock block me on Twitter
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  2. 03-19-2013, 07:03 AM #2
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    sure she was

    my votes as to what's really going on down there: surgery and infidelity
    "I heard you're.............really....................sick" - devoted wife Beth Ostrosky, to her husband, H. Allen Stern
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  3. 03-19-2013, 07:16 AM #3
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    Walking walker walking. Some English major!
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  4. 03-19-2013, 07:17 AM #4
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    Quote Originally Posted by CuntRocket View Post
    Walking walker walking. Some English major!
    The 108-year-ode was walker-walking faster than Beefus was feets-walking.
    "I heard you're.............really....................sick" - devoted wife Beth Ostrosky, to her husband, H. Allen Stern
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  5. 03-19-2013, 07:21 AM #5
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    Plow Horse.

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  6. 03-19-2013, 07:32 AM #6
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    Codewords for "I just got bulldogged by a negro."

    Amazing. xoxo.
    "I always picked up a vibe that he (Howard) was slightly homo." -Fred.
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  7. 03-19-2013, 07:32 AM #7
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    Did the stolen medicare money pay for the nursing home?
    "I always picked up a vibe that he (Howard) was slightly homo." -Fred.
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  8. 03-19-2013, 07:35 AM #8
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    That's just a rather odd statement.
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  9. 03-19-2013, 07:45 AM #9
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  10. 03-19-2013, 07:49 AM #10
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    Translation: the fear that she might not outlive Howard had (for whatever reason) crept in, and the sight of the old lady made it go away -- for now.
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  11. 03-19-2013, 07:50 AM #11
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    Amazing!
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  12. 03-19-2013, 08:56 AM #12
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    Beff probably was flapping her arms with her best Joker grin on and the old girl got scared of the crazy woman and fucked off as fast as she could.
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  13. 03-19-2013, 10:30 AM #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by GaryPuppet View Post
    Even centenarians are trying to get away from her
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  14. 03-19-2013, 10:34 AM #14
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    when she told howard the story, his reply was "i'll bet her body was smokin".
    "If my wife started going to a bereavement counselor, I'd throw her out." Howard referring to Nancy's grieving of Timmy the cat.
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  15. 03-19-2013, 10:47 AM #15
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    Anesthesia makes you see some crazy shit when your coming out of it.................................
    So sayeth the Snot!!!! ...........
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  16. 03-19-2013, 10:47 AM #16
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    Quote Originally Posted by schnauzer View Post
    Even centenarians are trying to get away from her
    Everything/Everybody is trying to distance themselves from her..........................
    So sayeth the Snot!!!! ...........
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  17. 03-19-2013, 11:33 AM #17
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    It sounds as thought she is 8 years old. Good grief.
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  18. 03-19-2013, 12:22 PM #18
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    Quote Originally Posted by CuntRocket View Post
    Walking walker walking. Some English major!
    "sister-in-laws"


    http://www.dawgsaloon.com/showthread...isters-in-laws
    ☃ "There are entire websites dedicated to how ugly my wife is."
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  19. 03-19-2013, 12:24 PM #19
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    Quote Originally Posted by Skyway View Post


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    Me and munny had a great time at the car show and the city yesterday.
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  20. 03-19-2013, 12:25 PM #20
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    Quote Originally Posted by tHISisKiSSeL View Post
    "sister-in-laws"


    http://www.dawgsaloon.com/showthread...isters-in-laws
    Yeah, her grasp of the English language - esp. as an "English major" - is DEFINITELY not amazing.
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