R.H. Goatcabin enjoys a Monday Evening Cigar and answers your questions.

[RH Goatcabin]

Why do you suck cock

You have brought this dignified session to a screeching halt.

[Real]

Daytona Flea Market. True story...Fuck what HG says, the cat stays.

[Popeye Saavedra]

Daytona Flea Market. True story...Fuck what HG says, the cat stays.

She mad.

[Toothdecay]

You have brought this dignified session to a screeching halt.

My bad

[Slippy]

I have a question.

Are you still answering questions, love?

[Popeye Saavedra]

I have a question.

Are you still answering questions, love?

Hey Slippy, you think this chick is fat?

[Slippy]

Hey Slippy, you think this chick is fat?

Yes.

Cellulite is a bitch for fat chicks.

Her curves are still nice, but the cottage cheese deflects from that.

Fuck her in the dark and you'll be fine.

[Popeye Saavedra]

Yes.

Cellulite is a bitch for fat chicks.

Her curves are still nice, but the cottage cheese deflects from that.

Fuck her in the dark and you'll be fine.

This is horrible advice.

[Slippy]

This is horrible advice.

You want to fuck her in the light of day?

[Popeye Saavedra]

You want to fuck her in the light of day?

I don't want to fuck her at all. I'm just bored tonight.

[Slippy]

I don't want to fuck her at all. I'm just bored tonight.

Let's pretend you hadn't gotten laid in 6 months, and that served itself in front of you.


Would you hit it? (I also am bored)

[Real]

Slippy's ass picture is better looking than that.

[Popeye Saavedra]

Let's pretend you hadn't gotten laid in 6 months, and that served itself in front of you.


Would you hit it? (I also am bored)

Honestly, no fucking way. I'd rather jerk off.

[Popeye Saavedra]

Slippy's ass picture is better looking than that.

Slippy has a nice ass.

[Slippy]

Honestly, no fucking way. I'd rather jerk off.

You'll change your mind as you age.

Standards lower by the years, unless you luck into a lot of money and can get young bimbos.

Good luck to us both!

[nazdrowie]

Hey Slippy, you think this chick is fat?

I'd probably hit that after a few drinks

[Popeye Saavedra]

You'll change your mind as you age.

Standards lower by the years, unless you luck into a lot of money and can get young bimbos.

Good luck to us both!

Eh, women have really low standards. There is always a hot piece of ass around looking to get laid.

[Toothdecay]

I want slippy to spit on my cock right before I enter her anus

[Slippy]

Eh, women have really low standards. There is always a hot piece of ass around looking to get laid.

You have a really weird perspective on life.

[Slippy]

I want slippy to spit on my cock right before I enter her anus

I only promise you one thing, my love.........I will DEFINITELY spit on you.