Just booked 5 days & 6 nights at the Four Seasons in Bora Bora ...

[2Manboobs]

August is French tourist season in Bora Bora. Good luck with that.

If it was Vietnamese or Zimbabwean tourist season, I'd be concerned ... The French I can live with

[gwartney]

Make up your mind. Is it 5 night 6 days or 6 nights 5 days? This is starting to smell like a story.....

[Stew Nod]

LOLz, you folks are depressing

[zhukov]

hope you like the view cuz there's nothing to do there

[Napoleon V]

What line of work you in Mr Boobs?

[Stevie]

Do people from Zimbabwe go on vacation?

[Popeye Saavedra]

LOLz, you folks are depressing

[2Manboobs]

The locals will be happy to ass rape you though and steal all your shit.

... You really think that those resorts let the locals anywhere near the resorts?? ..They know who keeps their lights on

[Popeye Saavedra]

Do people from Zimbabwe go on vacation?

Of course. How do you think GHP ended up in the US?

[2Manboobs]

Do people from Zimbabwe go on vacation?

After a big child-slave sell off, I believe they do

[Stevie]

Of course. How do you think GHP ended up in the US?

Uhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...Raft izznt a vacation?

[2Manboobs]

What line of work you in Mr Boobs?

I oversee a region of offices for a national Finance company

[Popeye Saavedra]

... You really think that those resorts let the locals anywhere near the resorts?? ..They know who keeps their lights on

Who the fuck do you think works in the resorts, asshole? I have friends that have worked for the Four Seasons in these tropical resorts and they have told me about all the fucked up shit that goes on in these types of places and what it's like to work with the locals. You're gonna wish there were black people there because at least you would be inclined to watch your back when they are around.

[Popeye Saavedra]

Uhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...Raft izznt a vacation?

You do make a good point.

[2Manboobs]

hope you like the view cuz there's nothing to do there

I'm reasonable sure I'll have plenty to keep me busy the entire time

[stripes]

What line of work you in Mr Boobs?

mansierre sales

[2Manboobs]

Who the fuck do you think works in the resorts, asshole? I have friends that have worked for the Four Seasons in these tropical resorts and they have told me about all the fucked up shit that goes on in these types of places and what it's like to work with the locals. You're gonna wish there were black people there because at least you would be inclined to watch your back when they are around.

This aint MTV Spring Break In Fort Lauderdale... These people work at a resort that prices out their rooms from $1200-$3000 a night... I think its safe to say that they're not going to jeopardize a job where they get daily tips from lots of people that can afford to pay $1500 a night for a room.... With that said, I'm not a friggin dope. I'm quite capable of safeguarding my money & valuables properly

[2Manboobs]

Before you go, research the area...find a local guy to take you fishing...motorcycle or car rentals...snorkeling(not tourist trap snorkeling/real shit)...or just explore the place

whatever you do...branching out from the hotel/touristy crowd can really double your enjoyment

Yeah, I'll definitely do that... I also got the low down from one of the guys I work with that was there over the Summer... What to do, what to stay away from, etc...

[Wesmantooth]

Did I hear someone mention ass rape?

[2Manboobs]

Did I hear someone mention ass rape?

I believe that comes with the San Francisco vacation package