There isn't enough marbles in the world to make me want to look like Howard. After all that plastic surgery he's still one of the ugliest mother fuckers on the planet. Money can't fix that face. Sure, I could get laid, but I'd know they were only fucking me for the $$$ and secretly they were fighting the urge to vomit.
nope; he had multiple opportunities to fuck jenna jameson back when she was the hottest girl on the planet, and he intentionally passed on that. he is the saddest man in the world.
As much as I hate em that actually makes me have a small bit of respect for him, who gives a shit she was never even close to the "hottest girl on the planet", shes completely plastic and fake and last but not least she's used up rape trash who got "molested" when she was in teens, yuck. He's probably fucked better looking girls than her back in his glory days, he probably didnt want to get one of the thousands of STDS that ugly bitch has and I wouldnt blame him.
While I wouldn't want to be sixty, having a billion dollars and my own radio show would be a blast. I'd divorce Beth for a few mil and have some real fun. And beating off while Emily speaks Spanish would be a little less creepy somehow.