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    Terrifying Howard Picture

    Dump Button discovered this gem by taking a picture with his iPad during the broadcast of AGT Tuesday night. Howard appears to have become an old woman/Mickey Rourke post-surgery hybrid. The consensus was it deserved it's own thread so those not watching could partake in the horror.


    Here's Dump Button's original, followed by a hires capture.

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    I thought Kim Jong Il was dead.
    Ich bin ein Tanz Narr

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    I just blew coffee out my nose!

    Did anyone catch what was hanging from his arm when he was doing the stupid attention whore lasso thing?
    Uuughhh...allegedly...and things of that nature...

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    I want you to use all your powers, and all the skills.
    I don't want his mother to see him this way.
    Look how they massacred my boy.

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    He has officially morphed into his mother with a dash of Annie Liebowitz thrown in....

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    Jesus, those fucking LIPS. I don't know whether to laugh, shit, or fall down.

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    It's like Phil Spector and Barry Gibb had a bastard son.

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    hahaha yep, never had any work done!

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    Quote Originally Posted by TehLivingDeath View Post
    Jesus, those fucking LIPS. I don't know whether to laugh, shit, or fall down.
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    you could be grand about it and do all 3 simultaneously

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    I feel sorry for the poor makeup person that drew the short straw on having that to work with. Imagine what he looks like before they start.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LessMoonbeams View Post
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    you could be grand about it and do all 3 simultaneously
    Well, I didn't want to seem hoity-toity.

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    Are there eye brow implants? He looks mighty "Puffy" from just above the brows to past his cheeks.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Vashier View Post
    Are there eye brow implants? He looks mighty "Puffy" from just above the brows to past his cheeks.
    That's the wig casting a shadow. Kinda like that rock on Mars that looks like a face.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gilaet View Post
    I want you to use all your powers, and all the skills.
    I don't want his mother to see him this way.
    Look how they massacred my boy.
    I just pulled a fucking muscle laughing.

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    When Howard said that was his bad side he wasn't lying.

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    I'm scared.

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    Quote Originally Posted by eliasbboy View Post
    You are the master Elias. You might want to wrap spoiler tags around that face. Scare the little kids and shit...
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    Don't you ever give someone a sound negging? It's glorious!

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