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    I get my review at work today.

    Any guesses what my raise will be?


    This thread will be moved shortly. Lolz.

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    How in the holy fuck should I know
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    What are you dropping for supper, HAL?

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    45 cents/hour?
    you can be first, right after me

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    You work in a liquor store don't you? What kind of review could it be? I like the way arrange the bottles on the shelf.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chriza View Post
    How in the holy fuck should I know
    I don't even know what it is yet. Lol.
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    Don't be a fucking retard
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    I think he's refreshing. The way he kicks you broads in the balls. You fat broads have polluted this site MORE than enough!

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    Quote Originally Posted by flathead View Post
    You work in a liquor store don't you? What kind of review could it be? I like the way arrange the bottles on the shelf.
    Didn't drink as many of the profits as he did last year.

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    Quote Originally Posted by flathead View Post
    You work in a liquor store don't you? What kind of review could it be? I like the way arrange the bottles on the shelf.
    Yeah it's a "beverage specialty" store. So they'll probably give me the whole mumbo jumbo about pushing extra items, customer service, etc.
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    I think he's refreshing. The way he kicks you broads in the balls. You fat broads have polluted this site MORE than enough!

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    They will probably just give you an airplane bottle and tell you to kick rocks.
    Just my opinion.
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    Quote Originally Posted by P-B View Post
    Didn't drink as many of the profits as he did last year.
    Lol. I do spend a lot of my paycheck here.
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    Don't be a fucking retard
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    I think he's refreshing. The way he kicks you broads in the balls. You fat broads have polluted this site MORE than enough!

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    What kind of percentage would you be happy with?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Double Blizz View Post
    They will probably just give you an airplane bottle and tell you to kick rocks.
    Just my opinion.
    You are not far off, sir.
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    Don't be a fucking retard
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    I think he's refreshing. The way he kicks you broads in the balls. You fat broads have polluted this site MORE than enough!

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    Quote Originally Posted by artiesoffspring View Post
    Yeah it's a "beverage specialty" store. So they'll probably give me the whole mumbo jumbo about pushing extra items, customer service, etc.
    Yes.. Your up-selling could use some improvement.. and saying "nice tits" while on cash to the female customers is not appreciated.
    “Don't question Authority. They don't know shit either.”

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    stop dropping all the top shelf stuff and you would get a better raise

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    Quote Originally Posted by PullMyFinger View Post
    What kind of percentage would you be happy with?
    3-6%.
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    Don't be a fucking retard
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nurse Remulak View Post
    Yes.. Your up-selling could use some improvement.. and saying "nice tits" while on cash to the female customers is not appreciated.
    How else am I supposed to push the impulse items if I don't compliment the cans?
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    Don't be a fucking retard
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    Quote Originally Posted by artiesoffspring View Post
    Any guesses what my raise will be?


    This thread will be moved shortly. Lolz.
    You work??

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    Quote Originally Posted by wicked smaaaht View Post
    You work??
    Yes I do, smaaahtuly pants. Lol.
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    Don't be a fucking retard
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    I think he's refreshing. The way he kicks you broads in the balls. You fat broads have polluted this site MORE than enough!

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    Quote Originally Posted by artiesoffspring View Post
    Yeah it's a "beverage specialty" store. So they'll probably give me the whole mumbo jumbo about pushing extra items, customer service, etc.
    Do you have to wear "flair?"


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    Quote Originally Posted by artiesoffspring View Post
    Yes I do, smaaahtuly pants. Lol.
    Lol, wasn't saying it to be rude. I honestly thought you didn't work

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    Quote Originally Posted by artiesoffspring View Post
    How else am I supposed to push the impulse items if I don't compliment the cans?
    You make a valid point
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    crack isn't funny
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    Im not bullshitting bro. spam and harass me in my thread like that again and you know what will happen.

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